Yayyyyyyy Stories

mini stories of an alcoholic cat and a porn spider yayayayayayayyyyyyyy i'm a bit nervous to post these because most of my books are shit on purpose and i'm worried this will be shit by accident but WE HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT ISN'T there will hopefully be a mix of romantic and platonic oneshots so the title will either say (P) or (R) to indicate which it is :) i'm very british so that may influence some things idk i'm just tryna think of an excuse for my rlly bad writing as with all of my shitty little books, a warning - I UPDATE INCONSISTENTLY AND IM SORRY im so bad at writing :'D the art on the cover does not belong to me but i cant remember who made it, so if you recognise it please tell me who made it so i can add it to this description! YAY SILLY SHIP WOOHOOOOOOOO

They always say that life is a gift, that we should cherish it. That dying is always something sad, something that we should fear. That those who wish to welcome death with open arms are crazy, diseased, and deserve a place in a mental hospital, next to those who actually need help. But when you have lived the life that I have, you can't help but want death.

how to write pookies! although my writing sucks~!

You got a call from your bff(just for the story) for a games night!!! Every thing was fine until something bad happened... (Y/n is anygender)

A fifth grade (now sixth grade) ((now 7th)) boy named Lawrence Manning is {%}%~,<#^,^&@ and is set to something too soon: friend loss. He has to find a way to keep the peace or everything will fall apart! "It is a mixture of happiness,sadness,and comedy."says Lawrence manning, the author of this book.