Yeesus Stories

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My rants life

This is just a book with everything from Band Ship memes, to just... emo memes, dead memes.... It just has many, many memes.

for crank that frank

Just because

Ryden is real and the government knows it Dedicated to George Ross and crankthatfrank

these are just random one chapter stories//fanfics or idk about Crankthatfrank and da Emo quartet Hope u like ittt REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't know what I was thinking, but you're welcome Frank. Also this story is 100% BY ME! I didn't do this with anyone else. I was being CreATivE

Respect Brendon Urie, Yeesus, Joshler, and Ferard

*Just gonna say this is not fucking smut or a fic where everyone just decides to simultaneously fuck eachother. If you want that than get some help or go read the milk fic for the 80th time. Good bye* It's an average day at the holy emo church and everything is going great. Apart from a few unfortunate things that may ruin the holy emo church forever. *half of this story doesn't even make sense and I wrote it when my friend was at mine casue I was bored. Yes it is weird but I think everything on this site is. Do not judge lol*

This story was meant to either annoy or delight Crank that Frank because he ships Ryden so much. This is a one-shot to writing smut. It might suck but it's meant to be seen as a joke of a fanfic, and that reason is that I cannot keep a straight face wile writing smut. Hope you enjoy.

All yee repressed Yeemos, put on your warpaint and sing Hallelujah. It is time to join the Black Parade. Only the few, the proud, and emotional will understand this book.