Ylvisåker Stories

When Alija left Bård, his whole world fell into pieces. Just when they thought that everything will be fine now that the truth was revealed, Alija got into a car accident that made her unconscious probably for the rest of her life. Will he learn to forget Alija or will he wait for her to wake up? Will someone come and fix Bård or will she just break the remaining pieces apart?

Mary Laine is a singer in a rock'n'roll band and just happens to meet the Ylvis brothers during her band's tour in Norway. As she's struggling with a drug addiction and a conviction that there's absolutely nothing wrong with her, she gets Bård's attention through her music who would eventually save her life (or not?). As the story evolves through drama, humour, romance, music, drugs, hurt and comfort, Mary Laine manages to find her way of life at last, but could it be too late? Written in an AU where the Ylvis brothers' lives have little to do with reality and are almost completely fictional, which is my way of being respectful to their privacy.

The one who wears the crown shall bear its weight. But how long will you keep the crown when you never wanted to wear it in the first place? How far will you live with it when all you wanted was something the crown will never give?

Bård and Vegard one day thought it would be cool to go and investigate a abounded insane asylum that according to several places online, had never seen a person inside of it since it got closed down in 1966. But soon after they have enter the asylum they regret entering it, what lies behind the walls of the asylum had all it own reasons of why nobody should ever enter it. /COWRITTEN BY HeavynDragon/

Watching 'Intolerant' for the first time made me think of a vampire story ... you know - all the mystery from cirque du soleil , the music itself and lyrics like 'I can't drink what you drink, I'm different' ... Bård confessing his love that he's a vampire? Well - here you go! I took some inspiration from famous stories of this genre, like you will discover the chapter structure is from 'twilight' but I'm not a fan of cheesy love-till-eternity-stories! Don't be too surprised!

I wrote this after hearing in some interview that Vegard had had a kidney stone in the past. I did a little reading about kidney stones and wrote this story. Hopefully, Vegard's real life kidney stone was not this bad, but I have heard some real horror stories about kidney stones! There is nothing sexual about this particular story.

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Set during the aerial silk rehearsal (and performance). Not everything goes as planned... Some artistic license/embellishment used. Based off of the retelling of the occurrence by Vegard/Bård in an interview. Enjoy. :) P.S if people like it, I will try and add on an extra chapter or so.

After a romantic summer, Bård is leaving to move back to Bergen. How will you say goodbye?

This is going to be a fan-fic about Ylvis- Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker. But a bit more about Bård (no harsh feeling against Vegard, I love them both, but this fan-fic is more about Bård. Maybe there will be a story about Vegard later. ;) ) The story is about this girl, Victoria 18yrs who is a singer and songwriter from Norway (Fictional though). And one day she gets an inventation to be on the famous talkshow 'I kveld med Ylvis'. And that inventation leads to more than just an interview.. Background fact: Everything is like it is in the real life accept that Vegard is 23yrs and Bård are 20yrs. And that none of them have girlfriends/wifes or children. This fan-fic is not going to be very violent/sexual. But I recommend readers over 15. Ps. I'm not from a English-talking country, so my English is not perfect, but I hope that you will enjoy the story anyways, and none of the things I write are meant as mean.

Charlotte and Bård have been together for years and went through a lot together. They are celebrating their relationship when Bård tells Charlotte something that changes everything. DISCALIMER: Bård is in his early 20's and he is not famous in this story.

Be careful who you trust because you'll never know a person enough.

“I talk a little to the girl at the register. Turns out she went to the same school as Vegard. She had a major crush on him but he never knew she existed. So sad really. Well, that's life I guess. I wonder if she worked yesterday when we were there buying breakfast? I'm not gonna ask, she talks about him like she´s still into him. Apparently she runs into him now and then. I tell her I think she should talk to him. I mean, why not, she seems like a nice girl.” That's how it all starts, a few friendly words. Nothing you think twice about, something you just say. Maja could never imagine what would come out of it. Hurtful words, broken hearts, destroyed friendships. Vegard says yes to one date with the girl when she convinces him that Maja told her to ask him out. Instead of asking Maja if it is so, he just acts hurt and childish, thinking that Maja doesn't care about him, and gets caught up in an abusive relationship with a fatal outcome. Can Maja help an 11 year old boy save his big brother?

Ylvis duo, Bård and Vegard Ylvisåker never really needed a personal assistant but when they were having the third season of their show, I kveld med Ylvis, things went very busy and they finally decided to have one, Alija. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. It wasn't hard for Bård to fall for her. Would Alija accept the love Bård offers, when in the first place, falling in love was never part of the plan?

Life consists of little brief moments in time. Every second a new painting is created. A painting of just that moment. This compilation of stories are little paintings of moments. Some are imagines, others are one-shots and short stories. Boy meets girl. Brotherly love and forbidden feelings. I have given myself a challenge; to write short stories without any darkness and sadness. Just happy little snippets about probably nothing in particular. Little moments in time. I don't know how it will go, maybe there will only be this first one, maybe only a few or maybe many. They will have one thing in common and that is that hey will all be about Ylvis in one form or another. I do occasionally ship the boys but I don't now whether or not there will be any stories like that in here. I will put a warning (BV) in the titel in that case, so you get the choice not to read. There will not be sex between them (although fluff might occur). (this used to be called Imagine but I have chosen to change name since I have decided to write more than just imagines.)