Dalek525
Behold, the final saga of the Cursed Dumbbell Chronicles!
Brosgaeus is trying mindfulness.
Neva is trying tolerance.
Jeff is trying not to panic.
And then Luna shows up-
barefoot, glowing, serene,
and immediately turned into a wireless charging mount.
Now the trio must learn "balance," "inner peace," and "proper breathing techniques," while also preventing the gym from accidentally ascending into another dimension.
In this spiritually chaotic finale, friendships deepen, curses unravel, and enlightenment may or may not involve mild electrocution.
Penned by Crimson Bloodthorne, whose own aura is described as "chaotic good with garlic undertones."