Yokoono Stories

It is early 62' and the Beatles are having problems with their drummer. They love him deeply but he's having problems they're stuck not knowing what to do until they meet another drummer.

Uh oh! Seems like you've lost your chance with John. Even though your just on the camera crew for the "Get Back" documentary, you have gotten closer to john. You used to be a fan just watching from the crowds but now, you're really talking to him! The problem is, you were too late. You like Yoko, even if she did take john but you haven't given up yet.

When John Lennon first met Karen Bertha Imunic on November 7th 1966, he becomes completely infatuated with her. He is in the most famous band in the world and she's enjoying her successful life as a corporate lawyer in NYC. They meet again in 1969, this time John's career with the Beatles is crumbling and falling apart and Karen's career- essentially worthless. Does John stick with her despite her situation? Does she stick with him? DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FAN FICTION. DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU HATE THE MAIN CHARACTER. I WOULD BE CONCERNED IF YOU DIDN'T.

It's just a bunch of Beatles one shots

Phrases and really short peoms inspired by Yoko Ono. Did I mention their really short? Enjoy the next 30 seconds~

Mis sonrisas siempre son falsas y chuecas. Mis actos son falsos y peligrosos. Mis sentimientos son confusos. Mis pensamientos son nada. Mis lagrimas son gritos en silencio. Mis noches son tan frías como el invierno. Mis amigos son tan falsos. Mis consejos son mierda que doy a cada rato. Mis costadas son los pocos minutos que me queda.

Everyone in New York knew about John Lennon living in the Dakota with his hated wife, Yoko Ono, and his young son, Sean Ono Winston Lennon. But I never excpected to catch his eye.

~a place where beatlemanicas can gather in peace and harmony~ John: RIGHT RINGO, PEACE AND LOVE RIGHT? *screams at Ringo* Ringo: Uh, sure John. *glances away, pretending to look at his watch*

swear warning ofc thanks scatterpatter

This was written in the perspective of post Beatle John Lennon, explaining to you how he feels about having his career with the band swept under the New York streets.

Watch the love triangle between Mozart, Draco Malfoy, and Yoko Ono 😱😱😱🤭🤭🤭😈😈😈🤩🤩🤩😣😣😣🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳. This is a complete joke.

In 1968 London's hippest couple - Paul McCartney of the Beatles, and Jane Asher the actress - are on the verge of breaking up. However when Jane gets pregnant unexpectedly the two decide to get married. This is the story of the marriage that never happened between Paul and Jane.

Days after the death of a legendary rockstar, rises from the dead after being shot and killed. Just before being buried at a funeral in Liverpool, everyone is speechless, and he himself becomes confused of what has happened. This is a story with a twist, and change of life too being one of the greatest known rock-band leader's of the 1960s. This...is the story of how John Lennon is A L I V E.

Part two of the book Anna go with him. After finally marrying John, wife Anna Lennon is no longer happy with her new life; however she will struggle to deal with the early Beatlemania before someone else takes over her husband.

Hi! This is my first real book and I'll randomly post some McLennon one shots I wrote here. These one shots will be slightly based on incorrect quotes which I usually find on Tumblr, Instagram or Google. Credits to the people who had the ideas for these incorrect quotes! - I do not own The Beatles. - I won't upload regularly. - English isn't my mother tongue, but I'll try my best. Please let me know if you find any mistakes! - There probably won't be smut or angst. The one shots include fluff and also a lot of humour! Don't take them too serious. ~ c