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Hey man I'm dating your ex now Cool, I'm eating a sandwich...... You want those leftovers too?

Yo mama so fat, she can't fit in this joke book. So instead, here are the best ones from the interwebz!

read this and just laugh.

Yo mama jokes

Idk really. Got to upload something. So why not a joke book? Most of these jokes I have found online so don't be surprised if you've heard them before. Also please DO NOT get offended by any of the jokes in this! This is all for fun and laughs. Nothing should be taken seriously in this!

A bunch of yo mama jokes. Quick note: I'm really sorry if other people have the same jokes and not to be rude but unfortunately alot of people know them. I got some off the internet, made some up that probably already exists and my friends helped me a bit. I hope y'all enjoy this, please don't forget to vote and comment. Also message me ideas on a book I should do. I'm thinking about a book about roasts. Oohh, how could I forget this??! This book isn't meant to offend or disrespect anyone in anyway. If you take anything that was written in this book to heart it isn't my fault it's yours. #DoFH $quad.

These jokes can be funny but don't use them in a way to hurt someone else use them for fun 1. Yo mama so ugly even one direction went the other direction. 2. Yo mama so small when she jumped off her bed she committed suicide. 3. To mama so fat when she fell she made the biggest earth 4. Yo mama so dumb she made a appointment with Dr. Pepper. 5. Yo mama so fat when she got in the Atlantic ocean she thought it was a kiddy pool. 6. Yo mama so dumb she climb Mnt. Dew. 7. Yo mama so fat that see took a pic last Christmas and it is still printing. 8. Yo mama so dumb she got lock in the grocery store and starve. 9. Yo mama so sat on Wal-Mart and lowers the price. 10. Yo mama so stupid she got by a parked car.

Again it's not mine. All credit goes to youtuber Yo Mama By: Brody Foxx cover made by: Me #2 on yomamajokes unknown date up until 06/1/2019 #393 on jokes June 10, 2019. From #3 to a #2 I owe it all to you readers and voters alike. Cause I was like whhaaatttt??? I haven't been active here since junior year and this happens thanks to all of you dahlings 😘

Here are some jokes that made me cry while laughing.

This is based off of a post that Sebastian Croft made. TRIGGER WARNING!!!!! THIS STORY CONTAINS B*N H*PE!!!!!! DO NOT ACTUALLY SHIP THIS!!!!! THIS IS A SATIRE!!!!!

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Funny random things!!!!

basically the title. nuff said.

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DON'T BE OFFENDED BY THIS BOOK OR TAKE IT PERSONALLY.