Yomamma Stories

Funny comebacks, insults, jokes, and anything else I think is funny

All about your mama jokes.

You and Mingi have been friends since you guys were in the first grade. You guys are now in your 20's and are still friends. But ever since highschool you have recently been noticing he has been acting weird around you. And you are wonder what's going on with him. But now since he is a popular K-pop idol now he really doesn't have much time these days to talk. But.....anytime he dose have some spare time you two would be on the phone for hours. Or he would come to your house for a few hours or even spend the night. But no matter how busy he hips he will still try to make time just to talk or to see you whenever he can or as long as he can. Kind of like.....a boy....friend....would.....but you don't think to much of it. Until...😏 Btw y/n doesn't have a specific gender so....yeah. OOOOOHHHHHH SPICCCCYYYYYY😏😏😏😏😈😈😈😈

Every four years, not only the Olympics come along, but something smiliar comes along: the World Cup! Soccer teams representing their own country come head to head to win the whole tournament and-- But wait, what does this have to do with our heroes? Well, when one particular soccer player from this tournament decides to get something better than the trophy of the World Cup, the power players from each of the major leagues must come together to stop him and his group. You'll see. *This story takes place after the 2014 World Cup, so things might be outdated here. PG (and a half) for action, rude humor, and Luis Suárez *If this was a movie, it would be in animation; picture this story in animation (like Frozen)--it'll make sense later on in the story ;) **1.3 views and counting on hockeyfanfiction.com

A pig named Georgie from the Piggy family disappears out of nowhere. Now, it is Player and Doggy's job to find him. But apparently, there is something going on. It's an infection! Player has to find a way to survive and find Georgie and loses people along the way. Story by: Me (obviosly) Title Cover by: Me (again lmao) Inspiration: PghLFilms (RP Films) Fudsim (RP Films) Any of the personal narratives I read Roblox Piggy (by Minitoon) This story includes: Blood Fighting A bit of shipping Arguing A little mentioning of drunk people Mentioning of offing/killing themselves Characters: Player Jade Doggy Bunny George Zizzy Zuzy Zee Pony Mimi Giraffy Date Of Creation: 8/13/22 Date Completed: ??/??/?? Enjoy.

I'm weird dont judge...

the sml crew tell yo momma jokes and it gets a bit crazy

All the best Yo' Mama Jokes. In the "The Big Book of..." series

I'm just the best friend of the alpha and I'm waiting to find my mate. you'll never guess who it is read to find out more

The MythBusters, George Costanza and Peter Griffin, are determined to bust every single myth there is in pursuit of K N O W L E D G E. However, the myth to kickstart this fascination with myth busting stems from an argument as to why George Costanza's mother is so fat. This infuriated George so much that he was determined to prove that his mother is, in fact, not fat. He went so far as to start a show called NutBuste-I mean MythBusters with Peter Griffin, to prove it to the entire world, so that no one calls his mother fat ever again. Hopefully this is the start of something interesting.

❛ I'M LIKE A BAD DOG WHEN I'M NERVOUS I GET REAL MEAN. ❜ divergent ━━━━━ 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 4.21.22 〆 tbh

sexual thoughts 😉😉

a story🤭

idek boa all i know is that this is fr gay

For years Jim and Jam have questioned their past, and today [dramatic pause] they find out about it.

A book of sassy comebacks and jokes!! This book contains rude words Be careful:If you are easily offended, read at your own risk!!! Credit goes to whoever invented these comebacks and jokes

This is my book of jokes. I have gotten some off the internet because I'm not good at making jokes. (O_O) You vote if you laugh!!!! Cupcakez and Living Young and Wild, -Rox

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