Истории Yomomma

This was something I made at 11:49 at night when I got bored also this is satire and cursed also my future husband forced me to make this- QnQ help- oh and this story contains violence, murder, cursing, and stuff you'd see in porn so yeah-

This isn't satire <3

Yo Mamma's so fat, when she died, she was buried right in the spot she was. she couldn't be carried.

Including as many fandoms as I can...... I do take requests so feel free to comment your fandom yo mama joke

It's a story no one understands, like the title suggests.

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basically u should follow my tiktok it's kylejones1021 would be appreciated thanks and i follow back

The MythBusters, George Costanza and Peter Griffin, are determined to bust every single myth there is in pursuit of K N O W L E D G E. However, the myth to kickstart this fascination with myth busting stems from an argument as to why George Costanza's mother is so fat. This infuriated George so much that he was determined to prove that his mother is, in fact, not fat. He went so far as to start a show called NutBuste-I mean MythBusters with Peter Griffin, to prove it to the entire world, so that no one calls his mother fat ever again. Hopefully this is the start of something interesting.

A discord server that 3 friends made which would make them gain and lose friends heres how it all happened.

Heyy 😍 Some information ⬇️ . . Summer is near over, and Issac Harmonie had plans to move from an all boys school to a normal school by the end of summer, joining his best friend, Sage Devons. Since all the people he knew there were Sage and his sister, Charlotte Harmonie. Probably the prettiest and most popular girl in the school since they were both twins, making them the prettiest siblings in the school (going to be). Sage and Charlotte are going to introduce him to their other friends and hang out, but instead of meeting up, Sage decided to set up a party at her place. Until Issac met someone there.. . . . That's the plot of the story for now. Please tell me if there's any mistakes or any recommendations while I'm writing this. Feel free to always ask me anything or shit like that. I do update a bit late when it comes to writing and having the motivation to do anything since I am a lazy person. I personally like to write when it is the right time or things like that. So I might be busy sometimes, but I think I won't be so distracted by things anymore because I don't do anything. Well, I do, but you know what I mean anyway. See ya in the next chapters and maybe until the end of this story if I even get to complete this. Hope I do because I have a lot on my mind and I want to write that shite into this story and I have another idea for .another. story, isn't that crazy😆🔫 I will add warnings in this sometime later on because I've no clue on what I am gonna make this into. Like, is it gonna be emotional? Yes. Is it gonna have angst? Yessir. I swear to you it might even have every catalog option on my list, so don't you worry, children. I think this should be called a Rollercoaster because that's what I'm planning for this to come out as. (Hope fucking so) if it doesn't then I'm sorry. Anyways, bye.

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don't it personal its just a joke

Best jokes ever, now SECOND hit! Like Collection #1? Some jokes I find really funny and wish to put them all in one book. There's Yo Mamma jokes, random quotes, funny facts, and many more... If you love random and stupidly funny stuff, this is the right favorite for you. Want to know more? Add this into your library and explore! Read, vote and comment!!

Funny things seem to always happen to our family members and us! Whether it's stuff in our daily lives,or the craziness of school life! Check it out if you want to laugh!

just yo momma jokes

no need for this

Golden clouds and soft rays of sun. The need to believe there's something more out there. ~in the making 25/11/2019 Cover by melol