Historias de Yomomma

A book of sassy comebacks and jokes!! This book contains rude words Be careful:If you are easily offended, read at your own risk!!! Credit goes to whoever invented these comebacks and jokes

Selene doesn't remember anything. She is thrown into an arena with fifteen other kids to capture 151 magical creatures known as "Pokémon." If she catches every single one; she will have her memories restored and go back to her family. The question is: does she want to?

RANDOMNESSSSSSSSS

All about your mama jokes.

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one girl gets into a car crash that will change her life forever... she can only say two words.. yo and momma. How will she overcome this obstacle in her life? Will she make friends? Will she ever... not yo momma? "Yo momma"- The Rolling Stones

Emo Almanza, is a normal gender fluid teen by day, but a villain by night. (this whole story is satire BTW)

[COMPLETED] A nerdy, scrawny, tenth grader, wouldn't make much of a hero, would he? In this novel, you get to hear about Tyler, your average geek. He spends his time playing video games, and watching syfy movies. However, when a new girl moves into his neighborhood, this all changes. This story, is about a boy, who has a crush. But he can't make up enough courage to grow a pair and talk to her! Your average love tale.

DID I LIE ABOUT MAKIN THIS!?!?1 🗣 (the book will no longer have any updates, very sorry everyone)

Idek atp

Story made by raccoon#5122 on discord 🙏

Heyy 😍 Some information ⬇️ . . Summer is near over, and Issac Harmonie had plans to move from an all boys school to a normal school by the end of summer, joining his best friend, Sage Devons. Since all the people he knew there were Sage and his sister, Charlotte Harmonie. Probably the prettiest and most popular girl in the school since they were both twins, making them the prettiest siblings in the school (going to be). Sage and Charlotte are going to introduce him to their other friends and hang out, but instead of meeting up, Sage decided to set up a party at her place. Until Issac met someone there.. . . . That's the plot of the story for now. Please tell me if there's any mistakes or any recommendations while I'm writing this. Feel free to always ask me anything or shit like that. I do update a bit late when it comes to writing and having the motivation to do anything since I am a lazy person. I personally like to write when it is the right time or things like that. So I might be busy sometimes, but I think I won't be so distracted by things anymore because I don't do anything. Well, I do, but you know what I mean anyway. See ya in the next chapters and maybe until the end of this story if I even get to complete this. Hope I do because I have a lot on my mind and I want to write that shite into this story and I have another idea for .another. story, isn't that crazy😆🔫 I will add warnings in this sometime later on because I've no clue on what I am gonna make this into. Like, is it gonna be emotional? Yes. Is it gonna have angst? Yessir. I swear to you it might even have every catalog option on my list, so don't you worry, children. I think this should be called a Rollercoaster because that's what I'm planning for this to come out as. (Hope fucking so) if it doesn't then I'm sorry. Anyways, bye.

The title says it all!!*Jazz hands* Peace Out✌ And Stay Cool

TW drugs and cuts and suicide!! 😝 More random writing than story's!

this is a one-shot based on two oc goddesses of mine Death and time