Your-average-cat Stories

god the title makes me so dizzy cos a all them perfects perfect isnt even a word anymore thats it im banning the word perfect from my vocabulary no more perfect i wrote this because im super lonely and i write fanfics of myself and my fav characters, but you can imagine its you/any other character if you like constructive criticism encouraged, fellas (maybe a little help in the ooc department *nervous laughter*) i was just kinda proud of the writing blah i do not own eridan or homestuck. andrew hussie owns all rights to both. picture by Kayla83_Emo on polyvore (hats off to you, you lovely person) meoww

a short (840 words) anonymous fluff constructive criticism is encouraged, yo picture from crossmyheartandhope2 on deviantart meow

yo your average cat is back with another chill fic haha wrote this while wattpad was trying to fix italics so just bear with me guys i'll fix it once this has blown over have literally no idea what to put as the thumbnail either so *blows raspberries and wonders how i did because im a fucking cat* may continue this if someone requests other homestuck storyline song fics whuteva this one is based on your average cat's favorite beta troll from the viral webcomic homestuck i dont own eridan or homestuck or any of their rights homestuck and eridan belong to Andrew Hussie also, the song lyrics are from the song "Find Your Way Back Home," which is by Dishwalla i dont own either of these franchises or products for i am but a humble cat (2016 edit) heya this is actually really pathetic n stuff but i was tired of seeing it just sitting in my drafts so shut up ugh (not really even that obsessed with eridan anymore sorry whatever) anyway enjoy or dont (please dont its gross)