Yourdad Stories

I don't know how you found this but hi. I made this for fun and as a joke don't take it seriously. Also it doesn't make any sense.

there's this guy who plays hockey. he's not missing (not really) but his dad thinks he is. one month of silence later, his dad finds out the truth... through a hotel tv.

When you place two mirrors to face each other the result is an endless portal full of portraits of yourself looking to find an end that doesn't exist. You look down to meet eyes as full of disappointment as your own, its you. You are here at the very beginning of this tiny universe, and at the end just same. It doesn't matter if you can't see it now, and maybe you never will, but it exists, and you are there. Simutaneously here and there, beginning without end, and end without a beginning. Eternity comes to an immediate stop, but continues to stretch on into the mouth of the snake. Untouchable, and cold as the surface of glass. You are the glass, and you are the reader.

The writer does not know what to put here or describe her story try again later.

So this is a story my friend started writing, and I got his permission to publish this. I'm also going to end up dying in it. I'm looking forward to it XD. Also, I have no idea how this got so popular. I guess it's just that good.

your REPUBLICAN HOMOPHOBIC dad loves ben shaperspero a little TOO much... after a surprise random encounter, can they fight their SUSSY feelings? or will they kiss (on the mouth)?

Ew

I'd give a description but I'm just really lazy (I can say that it was inspired by the song "Must've Been The Wind" by Alec Benjamin)

I'm unfunny

The World is an unforgiving place. No, it really is. Every time you think it is still savable something, or more commonly someone will ruin it all over again. But People are optimistic. They believe that somehow, they can still save themselves from the ever-closer coming doom. Let me tell you a short story about one of these people in particular...

When you ... when you your... when your.... When your mom... when your mom a...when your mom and ...Ballz

This is the story of the Barney family! More of a dream story ya know? Well hope ya enjoy💛🥰

Crossover Story of The Journey We Call Life, focusing more on life before you and your friends met Tom. We've all heard of Romeo and Juliet. This is just the more modern version with two of our very own star-crossed lovers forced to keep their feelings a secret, always living in fear of judgement and oppression. Feelings have a way of surprising you, and getting in the way at the very worst times. This time, is as bad as any. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈Don't Read if you Don't Support🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 »Please No Hate«

Donald Trump.. Joe Biden.. Obamna.. all of them. Just mostly Trump and Joe Biden-

George Davidson gets imprisoned by his countries dictator, Clay Smith, (Dubbed by the media, "Dream") because his family tried to overthrow the dictator. Dream, taking a special interest in George, decides to keep him in his house. Little did he know, it would lead to him falling for George. ALL POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNINGS (they will be added before the chapter starts.) MATURE LANGUAGE DEATH SA RAPE SH SUICIDE MENTIONS SUICIDAL THOUGHTS SUICIDE BLOOD BLOOD DESCRIPTION PANIC ATTACKS YELLING ANGST ARGUING Started: September 4th, 2021 Finished: October 12th, 2021 Oct 6 2021: Hit 100 reads, thank you so much<3 Oct 12 2021: WHAT THE HECK?!?! I HAVE #1 IN DREAMNOTFOUND! MY BOOK ISN'T EVEN AT 300 READS HOW!?!? Oct 13 2021: My book hit 1k reads. Thank you! Dec 1st 2021: 6.9k reads😏😩 Dec 21st: 10.2k reads! Wow! Thank you all!

THIS IS NOT A SHIP BTW OR SEXUALIZING ANY OF THE CONTENT CREATERS IN HERE. THIS IS SUPOSE TO BE A JOKE AND THIS WAS A VOCAB STORY FOR MY SCHOOL SO DONT DO ANYTHING WEIRD.

I looked everywhere but couldn't find where I gave a f**k

Having been childhood friends with Tom Holland never really seemed like a big deal, until your career's took off. You guys shared a somewhat normal life, with the rest of your somewhat normal friends, and Tom's never normal fans always seemed to either make life horrible, or better. There wasn't an in-between, at least, not until you met Noah. At some point, we all want what we can't have. You can merely only try to deny it. But what if the something, or someone, that you want, will only result in causing pain and problems to everyone else? Do you continue to want it? Of course. Therefore leaving you in a dilemma, of sorts, while you watch in helpless suffering as your best friend, Tom Holland, falls in love with someone else. Just as he had done for you. Started: 12/1/19 Ended: TBD A HUGE thank you to the person who made the cover: @mrs_tom_holland_ -I sadly do not own Tom Holland- ~Highest Rankings~ #1 - Never Going To Happen #6 - Thomas Holland #8 - Tom-Holland #3 - your mom (rlly proud of this one)