Yum Stories

This fiction is being written to raise funds for PerthSaint' graduation.

Being a 22 year old woman who works as a stripper can only go down hill. Read to find out what happens in (y/n) rollercoaster life. I do not own Fairy Tail CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED AND FIXED

"Your such a bozo" I rang out. "Don't pretend I'm not your bozo" he replied with a smirk on his face. "Don't you even start" I said trying to hold in a smile. "I can see you smiling, don't hide it" he said making me giggle. He came from behind me. "Your so adorable" he whispered into my ear. I smiled but him whispering sent shivers down my spine. RUBY!! JOE!! ON SET NOW!"

#finnwolfhardsmut Sexy smut for u nasty 18+ Finn lovers... *warning dirty* don't be a goody too shoes and report me it's called being horny geez...

Read the title. BAKA

THIS IS A CRACKSHIP FANFIC AND IT'S SATIRE SO DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY‼️‼️ I'm also not very good with hsr lore, so if they're written out of character lmk and pretend it's for the lols. "Well? You have me right where you want me." "Mmm, how do you know that?" "I don't have to share that with you. If you were truly intelligent you'd know." "How cute~ Now stop talking and get to business, since I'm sure you know what I want..." A modern au story about people who aren't what they seem. Three misfortunes, two cringe stereotypes on actually good characters, and a summer to remember.... Except it isn't summer.

WARNING: THIS STORY IS LITERALLY CRAP, AND ITS NOT EVEN POETIC LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE. I MIGHT EDIT IT BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO THAT RN. I LOVE ALL THE FANS OF THIS STORY *virtual hug* AND SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO GOT IT TO 1K READS ILY BYE ♥♥♥ NOTE: This story is MOSTLY written in a poem-like form. "You promise?" I whisper. "Absolutely." he replied, and I couldn't have been happier. ab·so·lute·ly ˌ absəˈlo͞otlē/ adverb 1. with no qualification, restriction, or limitation; totally. "she trusted him absolutely" synonyms: completely, totally, utterly, perfectly, entirely, wholly, fully, quite, thoroughly, unreservedly; More Absolutely is just a word. It doesn't have to mean anything. тσ мє ιт мєαηт тнє ωσяℓ∂ BЦƬ I DӨП'Ƭ ƬΉIПΚ IƬ MΣΛПƬ ƬΉΣ ƧΛMΣ ƬΉIПG ƬӨ ΉIM... Meet Mia. Aka queen of messing her own life up, and everyone's. With her new school, new dad, and new job, Mia grows troubled. She doesn't really know how to make friends, but sure knows was it's like to be alone. But then there's Terrance. Who wants to make sure she's not alone.

This book includes a ton of yummy, healthy smoothie recipes! Feel free to give me your feedback on how the smoothies turned out! :)

"You're so cute," she says, gazing into my widening eyes with her own sparkling ones. Her voice almost lulls me into a hypnotic trance. "I could just eat you up!" She strokes my shoulder and ever so slightly tightens her grip. "Probs will." ~ Another last dinner. Another long night. Another poison fails. ...but this isn't just another evening... ~ [This harrowing tale was written many moons ago. As you read it, you may find it stiff, distant and weird. That's because it is stiff, distant and weird.]

What happens when a gorgeous werewolf kidnapps you and says "hey. you can't leave because your my soulmate." yeah, thats my dilema.

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Amazing recipes including cupcakes, cakes, cookies, brownies, and more!

An original piece written by @toadhole "Slightly fanfiction but also thriller and action, very entertaining"- your mom "Its a who done it type of thing"- the weird guy down the street "grammatically, its horrible."- everyone

Two best friends, Anna and Mae, have finally saved up enough money to treat themselves to a gap year. They arrive in England, two months in to their year off, and decide to go to Wolverhampton from picking a random place off of the map. Follow them of their journey through true, pasionate love, deadly hate and the bitter touch of betrayal ...

I did a story contest with my friend and i lost because this is a total sausage party rip off but enjoy it anyway. Its really short. c

Which is better? Feel free to rant at each other in the comments, but only about the topic. This is basically a vs, and with rematches.

this is old and a shitpost)) Just before Bakugou meets Mineta in the hall after class to beat him up one day, he decides to text his roblox girlfriend, Sharon, his final goodbyes. After Bakugou's phone vibrates, they both make an interesting discovery that Bakugou was catfishing Mineta as Sharon. How will they react? dad im so sorry

He is S'ban. She is Bobbie He found her email address on the floor of the creature's classroom. What did he do? Emailed it. Now follow through their hilarious conversation and learn about their oddball friends, and their fascinating lives.

For those who love cooking, check out this book for mouth watering recipes that I'm sure you'll love. The recipes are not totally mine. This book is a compilation of what I watch on Food Channel and my own researches. Don't be afraid to venture and try out new ingredients as substitutions for the already listed ingredients. Cooking is amazing. It is a hobby; a necessity. So why not make it more fun by trying out my recipes? Always at your service. DIY!!

A collection of my favorite recipes- Some I've created myself, and some I've found over the years. I'm American, so these recipes will be in Fahrenheit rather than Celsius. *No regular updates, just whenever I perfect a new recipe or discover a new favorite~ Top Rankings: -9/271 for #cookbook on 3-13-19