Zany Stories

Join Joan on all her adventures., through love, hate and gaining new friends...and with people that secretly love her.....

A bit of a drama/farce/adventure, in the old west, with a hungry reporter, a lone Pinkerton Agent, a feisty woman, and a cast yet to be defined. The saying goes, you have to break eggs to make an omelette, and the gangs in this western make that job look easy.

18 year old Chloe Andreessen, went to go see one direction live in concert. Then she snuck into there tour to go home with them. What will she do next? Read my story to find out

"She's worth so much more. Her life doesn't have to be like this; I can help her. I can save her." Harry tugged his hands through his hair. "Well, you gotta understand that some people don't wanna be saved, mate..."

We ask how long, but indeed how wide is a piece of string? Professor Breville O'Singh is a radical thinker, permanently close to solving the remainder of life's mysteries. Desperate to achieve, he's duped into taking somebody else's job at a jeopardised Government department, The Investigations of the Para-Usual (IPU). He's turned away by the department's Head, Dr Pratt. This is a time of energy crisis. The Energy Minister's stepdaughter is kidnapped at the same time, suspiciously, that the leader of a major environmental organisation goes missing. O'Singh convinces the Minister, Mohammed Cohen, that his daughter's release might be secured on favourable terms via a hire-purchase arrangement. Cohen reconceives The IPU as his thinktank with O'Singh on board. The professor believes he's finally found his research platform. Pratt and O'Singh form a formidable investigative team, discovering things potentially useful to the Government. But Vladimir Woo, installed as their overseer, is covetous of the IPU operatives' glories. He contrives to have Pratt replaced by Cohen's freshly released daughter, media-obsessed Persil Bland. Woo funnels IPU funds into his own lame thinktank concept. The IPU folds. Persil fronts a TV documentary series, 'Everything About Everything', with O'Singh airing his discoveries to the world. In a portrayal of Alphabetti Spaghetti, O'Singh's asked to change the story at every turn. He delivers. But then discovers that the show's mega-national corporation sponsor only wants 'infovertisements' - episodes promoting their products. Integrity at stake, O'Singh quits. All is lost. But then he twigs how he can accelerate his discovery process. Cohen rewards the prof's findings; instating him as Head of a freshly financed IPU. He's back on track. Except... O'Singh's findings reveal how to source unlimited supplies of fossil fuels. Cohen senses a deal with the sponsor's 'trainee magnate', prof

Did you already have a heart ache that it's so painful it changes everything about you? Well, I do. I never thought how much pain it can cause me; more painful than any physical pain, bearable yet deadly. Marcel is history. He is dead! He is in the past. I am much better than him. He is no body compare to me! I am Harry Style.

Hope lost her man three years ago leaving her devastated. Ever since then she hasn't been completely happy but can Louis Tomlinson change that? Can he accept she comes with a package? Will she be ready to love again? Three years is a long time but is it long enough? What happens when his past collides with hers? Will she stay?

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Loopy can't sleep and he has something stuck in his mind while on a camping trip in Camp Catastrophe. That is, until a certain someone comes and brings in the awkwardness. A Loopy x Zany fanfic. I couldn't think of any other ship names for the two. :P

This is a story about Devon fields she a tomboy she likes to play basketball football and skateboarding but Devon has secret she doesn't tell her friend lily (you will find out the secret in the book) She get bullied but her knows but a even bigger secret Devon runs away to London and meet Niall horan from one direction until she has a place to stay Niall lets Devon stay with him and the boys Find out what happens next on (for the love of a daughter) Ps. Sorry bad description COMING SOON

Then it happened, it started appearing. But something was wrong.

Not all girls are fond of attention, not Olivia Summers, a young girl from Ireland. She always hated the spotlight, attention and always felt uncomfortable. She's not too keen on that idea. But the problem is, her best friend is Niall Horan, the popstar who loves to eat and sing. They've been childhood best friends ever since Niall comforted her. Hiding away from fame and the spotlight is hard considering Olivia is best friends with One Direction. Sooner or later, she gets used to it because there is nothing she can do. Her feelings for one of her best friends arise and she's not sure whether or not she wants to be in a relationship with him. She's worried her feelings will get crushed just like how it already once did and it wasn't a nice story to remind her of her insecurities. Every girl has her own insecurities, including Olivia especially from the hate and love she gets from the fans of One Direction. Will he be able to help her overcome her broken and fragile heart, will he be able to break her guard down and never let her go? Just like she wants to?

Zany and Loopy get lost in Freezerville and try to survive until their savior. Storyline suggested by a friend of mine.

Crystal was a normal girl so she thought but actually she is a witch vampire angle demon siren werewolf and fairy her mom was the moon goddess and her dad was the devil but. She doesn't know that with her powers she has 9 mates. She has all the powers anyone could have wish for which makes her stronger than every one . But people don't know under the shy girl is a beautiful girl who loves to sing and dance like crazy. So what happens when she meets Simon Cowell and gets signed and meets her mates what will they think of her but who knows read to find out at your own will.❤️

Blue and red lights flash in the mirror and against the windshield. The sirens are loud but sound like they're inside a bubble because of the car. If she were in any other situation, Kenzi might find the lights pleasant; beautiful even. But when the lights are chasing her and her guilty conscience, she feels nothing but pain and worry at the sight.

Harry Styles was a player who could get any girl he wanted. Kit Daniels was a runaway from an abusive foster home. She soon found herself safely settled with her aunt in the town of L.A. But when their two worlds collide, everything started to fall into place, completely unexpected. And in the most interesting way. They said when some things are lost, others are gained. It was certainly the case for these two. But as she begins to escape the darkness that was her past, she starts to fall deeper into the depths of another danger she never expected to encounter. His heart. __________________________________ © 2014 ILLUKEMINATTl. All Rights Reserved.