Zany Stories

It was 4th of July and I was spending it alone, in bed, with Netflix. This was my typical way to spend a public holiday. My names Sammy by the way and I'm 17. I'm still in school but I'm a senior and graduate in 4 months and I live in California.

Have you ever wanted to just close your eyes and everything you ever wanted to happen would just happen?!? Or when things don't happen you just want to close your eyes forever..........

Zayn angst I hope you like it

Selena Gomez & zany Malik في بعض الأحيان، لا يمكنك فعل أي شيء آخر سوى الأمل في أن يكون كل شيء على ما يرام زين مالك مغني مشهور سيلينا جوميز مؤثرة على موقع التواصل القدر يجمعهم معاً لكن كل منهم لديه علاقة بالماضي تؤثر عليه تدور احداث الرواية على موقع التواصل الاجتماعي

I live in Jamaica. Don't ask me why? I met a guy and felt compelled to tell you about him. This is a zany, wacky account of my experience with this man. What a trip! With some inspirational and educational emails thrown in for good measure. One big mishmash.

(Intro) "Freak." "Slut." "Whore" "Why don't you just kills yourself?" "Even your own mother doesn't want be around you!" "Look at that face!" They mocked. They all looked at her in mockery, only the smug and victorious smiles glued to their faces as they knew they had won. Her dull blue eyes slowly traveled from corner to corner, catching everyone's eyes glued to her. Her greasy blonde hair stuck to her tear stained cheeks. She could feel the heat creeping it's way from the back of her neck to her face; making her glassy blue eyes pop. Her body shook with fear raking her body. She had looked down trying to find the courage to come up with something witty or, at least, escape. Her back was pressed against the chipped blue lockers as she held her books close to her chest. You could see her knuckles going white. Just as she thought it could get worse, she saw a light... Coming from the left. Making her blue eyes sparkle. She slowly moved her head in the direction of the light, thinking that this was the end. She started to make out a figure standing in front of the bright light, her lips parted as she stared. The laughter soon was replaced by an ear piercing ringing. Everything was in slow motion as the figure started walking towards her. She had desperately tried to figure out who it was, as it gotten closer she could pinch out the features: Curly hair, strong built, and tallness. She squinted her eyes trying to see more, but she failed. Then the walls started moving in high speed taking her with the wind. As she desperately tried to resist the current, she looked up and saw those emerald eyes.

Hello! Flare here! I introduce you to my exotic and silly Ninjago Oneshots Lovey dovey adorableness, but maybe not always I may slip some angst in there {idk know what angst means but i use context clues} Lets just finish this description and say Hope you like it!

I'm horrible at introductions but please give my book a try. Liam Payne is just the little florist who has never lost his innocence,never touched himself, helps every one he can and tries to pay his bills to his run down apartment. Liam always just wants to please others. Zayn malik is a CEO of Malik Enterprises and wants to make Liam his after he meets him for the first time buying flowers for a quick hookup. Zayn just wants to be Liam's Daddy.

Ash is the new girl. She wants to make friends but when she goes to a group of people she gets bullied. They pick on what she wears and how skinny she is. Will anyone notice or care or will they let it keep happening? Did the spy training help when she was a spy or would it not?

Carter is the victim of a crime committed not long ago. She was stalked, raped, and almost murdered. Forced to rob a bank, forced to kill. She never thought she would see the daylight again but luckily the police believed her story and not the wretched criminals' story. But you see, that when she killed that first man she turned from the humble sweet girl she was to the horrifying monster she is today. But maybe love might fix her like it can fix a destroyed heart.

Thom Croose isn't a spy, an action hero, or even particularly motivated. He's just a data entry clerk who wants to survive another day at Quantum Opportunities LLC - a company so ordinary it's almost suspicious. Then one morning, a glowing rift appears in the break room. HR sends an email about it. Someone brings donuts. And somehow, Thom ends up at the center of a situation that everyone insists is very important. He disagrees. As reality begins glitching like an overworked printer, Thom finds himself surrounded by coworkers who think they're on the verge of greatness, an intern who's entirely too enthusiastic about danger, and a government agency that can't decide whether to study them or sue them. Portals open. Physics stops cooperating. Someone's lunch disappears into another dimension. Thom just wants to clock out on time. While the world debates what Quantum Opportunities actually did, Thom navigates a day-to-day existence where nothing makes sense - not the sudden news coverage, not the coffee that tastes like static, and definitely not why anyone expects him to do anything about it. A deadpan blend of workplace absurdity and low-stakes sci-fi chaos, Mission Improbable with Thom Croose is a story about apathy, bureaucracy, and whatever happens when the universe picks the wrong guy for the job. If you've ever wondered what would happen if The Office accidentally merged with a failed science experiment - this might answer that. Or it might just shrug. Featuring: • Portals powered by office Wi-Fi • A vending machine with mysterious opinions • Government emails labeled "URGENT (ish)" • And a protagonist who treats interdimensional crises like mild inconveniences Smart, dry, and quietly ridiculous, this debut novel by Nik Gomez is a comedy about cosmic accidents, bad coffee, and the quiet heroism of showing up to work anyway. Because sometimes, saving the world looks a lot like ignoring another company-wide email.

A spaceship captain and his crew land after long weeks of work on a payday planet to cash their checks and let off some steam in a world that isn't always what it seems.

{Idea from Maximum Ride, but I've changed a whole bunch of stuff, and the storyline works differently} The world is ending, and 99% of the Earth’s population may die! There’s only one person that can stop it. Jannice is 16 and just a normal girl. 98% normal. The other 2% is avian. She's grown up as a hostage at a lab in Colorado where geneticists have experimented on her and her 6 friends. But now that they've escaped, there's one easy task. Just one. Then they're free. Jannice just has to save the world. Her righthand man Liam was created to support her, and Lily was created to be her guide. And Harry, Niall, Louis, and Zayn? They were created to help. But everything's going wrong. They keep getting followed, everyone seems to be an Extenguisher, the flock splits, and Lily has predicted Liam's death! And Niall's blindness isn't helping either. Even with newfound powers, how can 7 fugitives save the planet? And are two romances blooming? Will the flock save the world, stop the 99% plan, and be free forever; or will they be retired? ========== I've been doing everything I can to keep the flock safe-how could I be on THEIR side?! A soft knock cam on the door. "Jannice, you OK?" came Liam's voice. Tear ran down my face and I didn't answer. "I'm coming in" I heard the door open. "NO!" I cried, but he ignored it and sat on the bed. "What's up?" he asked, staring at me as I lay at his feet. I knew I could tell him, if anyone. "I saw me in the mirror...as an Extenguisher, but when I felt my skin, it was just skin. Liam?" "HM?" he stroked my wet hair soothingly. "If...if I ever went bad, promise me youll protect he flock...from me" His eyes grew. "I-I promise..." "Thank you" my voice cracked. "And you'll be the leader?" "Sure" his face looked concerned. "I just can't see it" I took a deep breath. "Me neither, but whatever happens" he arose and knelt down beside me. "We'll be fine" he pecked my forehead and walked out.

Join Joan on all her adventures., through love, hate and gaining new friends...and with people that secretly love her.....

18 year old Crystal Reed finds her self in a game show going against her favorite boy band. The one and only hot and sexy One Direction. as she realizes that One direction is hiding something really important.also that she never would have thoght that this is what it was.