Истории Zedaph

So, remember when the Hermits did a really long stream for Gamers Outreach? Well, Impulse and Skizz told us about their hero personas, and I've decided to make a story out of it. *inspired by Doody, Maru, and their DDVAU* THIS IS CURRENTLY A DRAFT. I AM WRITING IT. I JUST AM NOT POSTING ANY PARTS UNLESS I FEEL LIKE IT. (Quit lying to Yourself Birdish you're so gonna post two things and then drag your feet about the rest lol) :)) *DISCLAMER* I do not ship actual people, just personas. that being said, I will only be shipping Impulse and Skizz platonically as they're uncomfortable with it. Thanks for reading, enjoy! ^^ - Issa (Birdish)

Hermitcraft oneshots :) I SWEAR the later chapters are better :,) !Requests are closed! (I haven't been writing a lot lately... :( To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D Disclaimer 2: Also past Hermitcraft members are mentioned because earlier chapters were written before they left. I'm not going to adjust it because I'm lazy :P

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24

As children, angels were always told the same stories. Whispered in solemn halls, etched into glowing tomes, repeated until they became law rather than lesson. Demons were evil-cruel, sadistic, master manipulators who thrived on corruption and pain. They were said to twist kindness into weakness and curiosity into downfall. It was drilled into every young angel's mind: demons could not be trusted. To trust one was to fall. Skizz never liked those lessons. Even as a child, he felt uncomfortable speaking ill of anyone-be they creature, spirit, or shadow-especially when they weren't there to defend themselves. It felt wrong, like condemning a stranger for a crime you'd never seen them commit. While other angels nodded along, wide-eyed and obedient, Skizz would fidget, wings twitching, brow furrowed in quiet disagreement. He didn't argue out loud-not often-but the doubt lived in him all the same, warm and persistent. Skizz was troublesome in the way only a good-hearted child could be. Hyperactive, endlessly energetic, he found it nearly impossible to remain still through lectures meant to instill fear and discipline. His feet bounced. His fingers traced the glow of the clouds beneath him. His wings were always half-spread, as if ready to leap into the sky at a moment's notice. The world was too big and too beautiful for him to sit quietly and listen to hatred. More than anything, Skizz loved-fiercely and without restraint. He loved the sun as it spilled over the gates of Heaven, loved the laughter of other young angels, loved the idea that goodness could exist everywhere if someone simply chose it. He wanted to give that love freely, to the skies, to the stars, to anyone who might need it. And the idea that an entire group of beings was beyond redemption didn't make sense to him. Because if love was truly divine, then surely it wasn't meant to stop at the edge of Heaven.

More one-shot stories about Hermitcarft/ Life series and some au's I came up with! Expect unexpected ( I guess?) - +Hermitcraft, +Life Series +Other SMP (involving some hermits) +Ships and not(romantic/ platonic ( no smut)) +Angst/Fluffy/both and neither (English isn't my first language) Have fun reading! -W

The 3 lands, humans, witches, and hybrids have never gotten along. Separated by borders and rules, no one was allowed to have any kind of cross-border relationship. Groups have tried to break through in the past, only to be pushed back and become followers once more. That is, until a group of teens meet up in the secret passages their ancestors once walked through. What shall become of their journeys? ~*~ (there will be shipping in this book and also mentions of heavy topics (ex: gore, abuse, slavery, etc))

The virus, Purple Spreading Virus, PSV-7 Symptoms: •Contorted vocals •Slow reaction to everything •Becomes aggressive without a reason •Slowly makes eyes glow purple after a few weeks of getting infected •Slowly corrupts your skin and glitches, defects you out ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~ This story is a Virus AU of Hermitcraft Season 7! I would highly recommend watching anyone that's uploading Hermitcraft episodes since it's all so good! The title of this book is suggested to me by Bean on Discord and I stuck with it! This is all work of fanfiction and will only be using the Hermits' Minecraft personas! I hope you all enjoy! (Cover of the book made by me.)

Tired of the normal humdrum of city life, Keralis sent out an open invite to go camping with him. The first person to reply-much to his surprise-was Xisuma. He hadn't expected a quick response, especially since he assumed Xisuma was drowning in work, but the message read that he and his brother, Xavier, would love to come. Not long after, Wels and his brother, Hels, replied just as quickly, saying they wanted to join as well. Great. The next group to chime in was Team ZITS-Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz-who announced they'd be bringing a giant camper.

A bunch of hermitcraft oneshots i make instead of sleeping or doing my school work. most important info is in the first chapter but yeah hope you have fun heads up this is mostly eeef/betho content right now, i swear i'll do something else one day if people actually request it

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

Hello and welcome! This is my second one-shot book, and I hope it will be as enjoyable as the last one! I am a primarily Grian writer, but working on getting into others and writing more about them too. I have no schedule, but I try to update once every week or so.

Hello! Welcome to whatever the heck this is. This will include -Incorrect quotes from both fandoms -Oneshots from both fandoms (eventually) -Hermittpad randomness -Art from both fandoms -Random MCYT reddit/tumblr stuff -CHAC (Crackhead Admin Crew) they go brrrrrrrrr And in those chapters there might be small notes about updates for other books (cause no one reads the conversations board) As for, how the chapters are titled Incorrect Quotes will be title with a number based on which one it is (eg. 3) Oneshots will have actual titles (eg. This Is My Way of Making Art) Art will be titled Art Reddit/Tumblr chapters will probably say something related to reddit or tumblr so figure that one out yourself- :) And yes, i over use Xisuma in the incorrect quotes xD (and EX,grian,zedaph) Hit 1k reads on Nov 5th, 2021 :D

Just some random stories based on Hermitcraft. As stupid as possible. (no shipping, no serious plots, maybe swearing, absolutely me losing my marbles.)

Jimmy works at the kindergarten, but one day goes to the game store to pick up something for his friend when he meets a cute cashier... he comments on his strange accent and ends up getting his number... -in the end he never could repay Joel for making him go to the store that day and changing his life. cover by applestruda on tumblr (i live for apples art go show them some love)

Hermitcraft Experiment AU (⟟ don't know who had the idea first whit the experiment au ⟟ saw some on YouTube and thaught it would be a nice project there will be ships (the characters not the real people) ⟟ hope you will like the story! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Tired lonley and scared T-007 looked around he was struggling to fall asleep and it bothered him sitting in the cornor of the dark white room he was stuck in since he was little. He didn't know where he was only that this horrible and traumatizing place was his home the place he grow up in for the past 15 years. He wasn't the only person here there were so many other victims stuck in this hate filled place and it hurts to see others suffer remembering right he was the first from them to get there will they normally got there in age of 10 to 20 he was stuck in this place since the age of 3 he was human most of them we're but after all those years of suffering they we're forced to be hybrids. T-007 never thaught of escaping he didn't even thaught of what the world maybe looks like but the others there didn't take it they wanted to be free and that's how T-007 or better said Tango's life started.

I like hermit craft and the dream smp, why not do a one shot book? *coughs in ZIT cause I feel like no one writes them enough* The cover isn't mine! It belongs to my friend germ!

Just a book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, headcannons, n' possibly more

I wanted to do some HC fanfiction writing so uh, here this is! Requests are closed. I've currently fallen out of the fandom but may come back to this some day. Shipping is of the characters not the people (Cover made with Canva)

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

You saw the title, we're here for some mcyt one-shots baby