Zedaphplays Stories

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

"Tango had gone missing for a week. A fucking week and he just randomly came back, injured. This striked panic in the normally calm yet chaotic Hermitcraft but panic really started to arise two weeks after Tango came back. Who could possibly be causing this..? And why were they going after the hermits, my hermits. It's safe to say that I'm pissed at whoever decided to lay a finger on them" -XisumaVoid

It's just the title loll

The title :D for my ETU/Apocalypse AU :> Wattpad only, if you see this on another site it's been stolen

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

Dream and Xisuma had been taken by Nightmare, GeorgeFoundYou, Snapback, Stabby, A666d, Dark Grian, GoodBoyHollow, Evil Xisuma, Helsknight, Grimdog, BadTimesWithScar and Zedeath Will the remaining Hermits and Dream SMPers be able to get their admins back? Or will Dream and Xisuma have all of their powers taken and die with no possible way to respawn? Find out in this book

Little AU's, arts and headcanons!

TangoTek. That's literally all you need to know. *** A short fic about our beloved Tango and a headcanon I have about his s9 character :] *** This work belongs to me, @bumblvee, and only me. I reserve the right to this work. Any and all reposts of any kind are strictly prohibited.

I was bored, I turn to incorrect quotes when bored, and I love Team ZITS and Etho. Those combined bring us here :D

Hermitcamp Story And Oneshots! I made this book to contain all parts of this AU! Everyone is busy as a bee. Quite literally for some. A vacation is planned, and the Hermits relax for 7 days at HermitCamp! This book contains every HermitCamp story I've written. Enjoy~

It finally happened - After three weeks of binge watching hermitcraft season 6 from Mumbo and Grain and know Tango(half way atm) I finally broke. - Welcome One and Welcome All To Hermitcraft Season 6 One Shots - Dis book will contain -Ships -NSFW -Fluff -X Readers -AU's -and my lil rants XP -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- Started on-July 24 2019 at 12:19 am Finished-???

Big thanks to @HaydenFlames for always helping me with these I will TRY my best to match all of the hermits personalities best I can, I'm sorry if this turns out more head cannon then it should be. I don't watch all the hermits, so I will less likely do the ones I don't know of > no smut > fluff welcome > angst is more then welcome > requests are OPEN Warnings: any warnings Ship: the ship that may or may not be there Words: the amount of words Dissapointment level: woops

Xae is a werewolf. They live in the Grimwood forest. Everything is fine until they are exiled from their pack. They are taken in by another pack with a fierce leader called Hels. None of the other werewolves like Xae until Hels befriends him. But what will happen when they are attacked and when Xae realises their feeling towards Hels aren't strictly platonic?

I'mma try and write some HC short stories but this book is also gonna have some other random stuff related to Hermitcraft and Hermitpad.

So I'm doing a Hermit-themed writing challenge, feel free to come along for the ride. The rules are fairly loose/nonexistent, so yeah. Have fun!

Welcome to Zedango Week 2025! Hopefully the first of more to come! This is an event that will run from Sunday September 14th to Saturday September 20th! An event for the fans of our boys Zedaph and Tango! I have had so much planning and drafting my works, so I hope you fellow Zedango lovers enjoy them <3 Notes: Day 1: Hungry Hermits Day 2: Alternate Universe Day 3: Non-Minecraft Game Day 4: First Date/First Kiss Day 5: Alone Together Day 6: Gamify; ZITS Day 7: FREE DAY!!

Note: I don't write the hermits as in they are in real life. I am only writing them as their persona. Also, all that is in this story is fictional. And if their real life name mentioned, it is because I am sucks at making names- Warning ahead: so many typos and misspelling

Hermitcraft one-shots, that's all you need to know. Will add tags as I go.

Tango survived his moon mission, and saved Hermitcraft... somehow. However, he didn't get so lucky on the return trip. Stuck at the bottom of a massive 1.18 cave with no tools, no communicator, and no respawn, can he make it back to the surface? --- Story by EntropicThyme Based on Hermitcraft Cover by EntropicThyme

Trapped in a world where their diamonds are worthless and they fight for their lives, a life in ashes arises for a tightly knit group of hermits. Iskall, Stress, Tango, Zedaph, Etho, Impulse, Hypno, and Izuna. They have to find their way back to their world, their home, and they fear the only way is to kill, kill, kill. Dark Souls III Crossover. Ships are shipped by minecraft personas, NOT irl people. That's all, hope you enjoy reading ^^ PS Cover is temporary, a pic I drew of an oc for ssau (hermitcraft snapshot au by doctorsiren, check it out. You'll cry) Working on official cover now ^w^