Zombiecleo Stories

~ "Nobody has been a yellow life for 11 years, 4 months and 27 days" "Yes, but we've been close, Grian" ~ 11 years ago, the players banded together and agreed to refuse to delight the Watchers with a show. They decided on peace over fighting, and the Watchers weren't happy. They decided upon a new form of torture: attachment. Time still ticked down for them, so the Watchers thought it would be interesting to send them something they'd never watch grow up: a child. They loved their new children dearly, but knew they couldn't be there with them for most of their lives. Until Grian discovered that the children had infinite time, but only one life. He found a way to get his child to send him time so he could live longer. He shared this with the other players, and they've been almost immortal ever since. The only catch was they couldn't take too much time off of their children without them getting close to death. Grian became a Timekeeper, and all the other players began working to raise their kids and make a new civilisation, a new way of life. Luckily, the Watchers were still entertained. The rest of the players? They won't be entertained much longer.

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

The title! Will be updated every day at 12:00 est (Art is NOT mine) FIRST PART IS ON MY PROFILE!!

Grian never meant to get involved. What began as a simple attempt to protect his friends Taurtis and Sam spiraled into a nightmare he could no longer control. Lies piled upon lies, secrets bled into desperation, and when the truth finally surfaced, it shattered everything. Taurtis was dead. Sam had lost his sanity. And Yuki wanted blood. Hunted, injured, and running out of places to hide, Grian found himself trapped in a chaos he never created yet was forced to carry. Every step forward only tightened the noose, and when escape became impossible, death felt inevitable. But fate intervened. In the moment he should have died, something went wrong. Reality fractured and Grian was torn from his world, thrown into an unfamiliar land called Hermitcraft. A place of towering builds, strange rules, and people who knew nothing of the horrors he fled. A second chance... or another trap. With his past still clawing at his mind and danger potentially following him through the cracks between worlds, Grian must decide whether Hermitcraft will be his sanctuary or the final stage of his descent.

It's been 200 years. The anniversary of the massacre. Something is stirring. humans have come to Oakhurst again. The beacons are activated. As Cleo falls asleep, someone more dangerous awakens. he isn't himself. shit.

Owen is given a choice: take the cure and become human again, or die with the gift Louis gave him. He chooses death rather than abandon it. Believing vampires are beings of pure evil-too tainted for any true God to welcome into the everlasting kingdom-Owen accepts that he will be damned forever. But instead of eternal punishment, he awakens in the space between true eternal life and eternal damnation... where Louis is waiting. Louis, burdened with guilt for giving Owen the curse of vampirism and for the pain and rage it caused, has waited for him in the in-between to make things right. To give him another chance. And though Owen refuses to leave his side, he is forced back to earth by the man he loves. Waking beneath the ground where he died, Owen rises once more-given another chance at life, but torn away from the one he died to stay with.

The feathered man fell from the sky. To not continue his life. Yet he does not die. But only finds confusion and strife. The nicest vex, having his friend almost slain. He takes a break, and has his friend turn into his date. The Vex vows for investigation to find who had done it with that disdain. Though it will be tough, along for the ride, having his new mate. Grian's life was a mess, having fallen down from some scaffolding and losing his memory, he takes an interest in Scar. Scar, having a new clingy buddy, has to find out who shot Grian, and bring them to justice, all while juggling a practical baby, and his job. The first in the ~Fallen Feathers~ series. ~Scaredy Cat~ is a prequel/spin off. ~Diamond Dust~ is a spin off. ~Finding Father~ is the sequel to this. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to Earl (@198989898) on Twitter/X.

it's litterly just a group chat between hermits. Some are PM's though there my be sensitive subjects in this book read at your own risk

Pearl finds herself completely alone on the server, after having defeated everyone in war. The thrill of battle has vanished, and the feeling of emptiness is slowly settling in. Mistakes cannot be undone, they say. But what if they could? What if Pearl was offered to travel back in time...? --- Cover by @BotatoHATEScheese

In which I make AUs, Oneshots, and all of that fun time stuff. I'll do requests, though I probably won't do all of them. This is mostly just a place where I can take a break from writing a current story(which is usually when I get random ideas in the first place), so its not a serious oneshot book. If you didn't know, I prewrite all of my stories, so if you see a sudden influx of oneshots and stuff, that probably means that I'm working on a new story. Who knows, you might even get an exclusive sneak peek. Things I will write: -Angst -Fluff -Hurt/Comfort -The occasional shitpost -AUs galore -IRL stories(to an extent, I will explain more in an A/N) Things I will NOT write: -Smut(just no) -Insanity(makes me uncomfortable to write, plus, it's difficult, I may do it occasionally) -IRL shipping -Non-Hermitcraft stories(including: Evo, Watchers, Mindcrack, YHS, etc.)(NOT including: Hardcore hermits, Minecraft Champions, Twitch Rivals, etc.) COVER PICTURE NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mumbo is a hunter. That means his duty is to trap, hunt, and kill magical creatures throughout the kingdom. But one day, he finds something different. Something that eats away at his conscience, and makes him think: Was he really meant for this job? Grian is a shapeshifter. He has the ability to change at will between a dragon form and a human form. Being a magical creature, he keeps hidden away within the forest for his own safety, but one day he has a surprising encounter that would change his life. (Warnings -- mostly violence/gore -- at beginning of necessary chapters) (Word counts at the end of each chapter are for my ease, just ignore)

Big thanks to @HaydenFlames for always helping me with these I will TRY my best to match all of the hermits personalities best I can, I'm sorry if this turns out more head cannon then it should be. I don't watch all the hermits, so I will less likely do the ones I don't know of > no smut > fluff welcome > angst is more then welcome > requests are OPEN Warnings: any warnings Ship: the ship that may or may not be there Words: the amount of words Dissapointment level: woops

Martyn is a young, free spirited pirate on one of the biggest pirate ships in the world. His captain has heard the rumors of a siren living on the Coral Isles. Scott just so happens to be that siren... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is 100% inspired by Things can't become normal again... by @K_lay_K. From that story, I went down the Scott X Martyn limited life hole. (Not rabbit hole. There wasn't enough to be a rabbit hole) I hope you enjoy!!

This story is a mermaid/pirate AU of life series and some hermitcrafters <3 hope you enjoy it! TW: trafficshipping Individual chapter will have specific warnings at the top :) Scar has lived all his life around a tropical island, which he adventured in his human form, but things take a turn when a pirate ship crashes on the island..

Pearl and Avid get trapped in a time loop of the weeks they spent trapped in Oakhurst and can't seem to escape the town. With pranks, betrayals and vampires it seems these two need to get smart. Or Pearl and Avid experience the horrors so they give Abolish a gun! What could go wrong!

Hotguy is Hermit City's newest hero, and everyone seems to love him. Well, almost everyone. Grian can't stand the city's newest "personal military member". When his younger brother almost gets killed just for being an avian, maybe those Dogwarts "Terrorist" don't look so bad... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I really tried to make this description/title decent, but I don't think it worked. And let's not even talk about the cover... This is gonna be book 1 in this AU. Enjoy!

just some hermitcraft oneshots with some other things mixed in Note: i wont be doing nsfw or anything that I am uncomfortable with or feel like i cant handle well (aka if i feel like i might end up making it "romanticized" or only have it be a stereotype) Note note: this is the hermits minecraft personas only not the real people

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!: This fic is rated as PG-14+, so read at your own risk! There's swearsies, suggestive references, and LOTS of blood of gore! Be aware! Also! The art for the cover is NOT MINE! It's by @infiniteworldtype on Tumblr, so go feel free to check them out and give them some love! (Link to image: https://infiniteworldtype.tumblr.com/post/186915005205/admins-play-god-in-their-world-that-they-create ) _________________________________________ Glorious in life, eternal in death. That's what the Shadowbyte Army had told its soldiers for years. That their loyalty and skill granted an unforgettable legacy after they died. That following their orders would bring them prosperity while appeasing their superiors. And everyone believed it. Why would their saviors lie to them? After they saved their lives in the first place? It's what a group of eight of those soldiers believed. When they were brought together to take over a single World, occupied by a small group of people known as HermitCraft. When they broke past its firewalls and set foot on its soil. But when their plans go horribly wrong and they're taken hostage by their perceived enemies, something begins to stir inside of them, one by one. They start to question their faith and loyalty to the Shadowbyte Army, to it's powerful leader and founder, Ecryptos. Everything they had ever known is put in a brand new light. And they soon realize that they are part of a much more sinister plot... But will they agree to break their oath to stop it once and for all?

Hermitcraft x SCP crossover The hermits come to Earth in search of a new home, what they don't know, however, is that there are people who are willing to hunt them down, no matter what. No shipping TW: might have gore cursing

random 'little' oneshots