Zombiecleo Stories

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

Owen is given a choice: take the cure and become human again, or die with the gift Louis gave him. He chooses death rather than abandon it. Believing vampires are beings of pure evil-too tainted for any true God to welcome into the everlasting kingdom-Owen accepts that he will be damned forever. But instead of eternal punishment, he awakens in the space between true eternal life and eternal damnation... where Louis is waiting. Louis, burdened with guilt for giving Owen the curse of vampirism and for the pain and rage it caused, has waited for him in the in-between to make things right. To give him another chance. And though Owen refuses to leave his side, he is forced back to earth by the man he loves. Waking beneath the ground where he died, Owen rises once more-given another chance at life, but torn away from the one he died to stay with.

To show love to every Hermit, from the most to least subscribed, from those who have been on the server from day one to those who only joined last season! Welcome to May, and Hermitaday! Where each and every day is special and for a special Hermit. I hope you enjoy it <3

Teenagers gem Scott scar and Grian all have regular lives but at least that's what it looks like but by night they're ghost hunters (legal ones) equipped with vacuum cleaners and crucifix's they can get rid of all ghosts.

So I've seen a lot of really good ones recently, and I wanted to do one of my own! I will take requests, come up with ideas, and take inspiration from ideas books. The setting will either be season 6 or 7. NO SHIPPING OR SMUT. Also no Ocs.

They kept telling themselves that it wasn't real But deep down they knew There was only one way to keep it from becoming reality I LOVE hermitcraft murder mystery and there isn't enough on wattpad. So here's a fluff author's take on it!

"Just like coffee, you keep me up at night" Scarian college/coffee shop au inspired by "Smells Like Coffee" and "Tastes Like Coffee" by @ThatOneWaterCat go check em out their writing is pristine so here's my sad attempt at a slow burn fanfic not shipping them irl obviously thats weird feel free to vote, comment, whatever, it makes me feel better about myself (if you enjoy my writing of course) stupid little idiots fall in love or something i'm sure the majority of this is written while i'm completely sleep deprived and barely functioning as a human being so excuse any typos or grammatical errors i also apologize for any huge chunks of just text im doing my best to divide it up start: july 7, 2023

The 3 lands, humans, witches, and hybrids have never gotten along. Separated by borders and rules, no one was allowed to have any kind of cross-border relationship. Groups have tried to break through in the past, only to be pushed back and become followers once more. That is, until a group of teens meet up in the secret passages their ancestors once walked through. What shall become of their journeys? ~*~ (there will be shipping in this book and also mentions of heavy topics (ex: gore, abuse, slavery, etc))

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24

So this is a book about two best friends meeting their favourite YouTuber at an unexpected time in a unexpected area. There won't be much detail, but just have fun reading the book. By the way, my friend was the one who dreamt this, I'm just expanding on the storyline because why not. UPDATE: okay... so at this point this book is no longer just hermitcraft and neither are majority Dari's dream... some are mine ^^; but in general this book would still be in the same universe it won't be oneshot or anything but there are no genuine storyline and this book was just for fun. It will focus on Hermitcraft half of the time but other youtubers such as Dream, GeorgeNotFound and BadBoyHalo would be involved as well. I'm really sorry if this was not the book you wanted, dear readers, but regardless hope you enjoy! ^^

When something strange happens to the elytra, Xisuma starts to wonder if something is going wrong. Then someone dies, nothing out of the ordinary, but they disappear. Xisuma worries that something worse is coming, and he might not be able to stop it. Warning!: Contains mild violence and some blood. Content may not be appropriate for young children.

Lmao it somehow turned into crackshots- Anywho I'm proud of my 50 views :)

What happens when people from all sorts of backgrounds and personality's come together and things go smoothly up until they don't? Perhaps everything is not as it seems.

⚠ This has been rewritten, so the worst of the grammar and spelling mistakes are gone.

This is a Hermitcraft High school (Camping Trip) AU. Shipping included, no smut, chaos I guess?? There will probably not be too many parts to this story because it ain't that long. Uhh, not really any swearing it just says hell and dammit I think. Maybe not. Also, MOST ships can probably be taken as platonic or not. Some might not even be obvious at all eidjfjfirfrefhjnefejrfierfheirheirhflheqhqlrfh r erfherf erfeg NO ANGST I THINK??????? IDK HOW TO WRITE A DESCRIPTION EEEEE (Also this is written by a different person than ThatOneWaterCat, because they don't have an account so I let them post it on mine. They are seriously a fantastic writer (better than me) so if you like Hermitcraft I really recommending reading this! Also they draw the cover themselves, and it's gorgeous. Enjoy! )

Hermitcraft 7 nonesense

Hey guys! It's your girl Bianca and welcome to Hermitcraft Short Stories! I do Oneshots, Chapter-ed Stories and on some occasions, Bonus ones, like art, songfics, etc. With that being said, I'll see you guys inside!

(Two weeks After the events of 'Hermitcraft: Gifted) Tango feels a strange call to a cave at the shore. His eyes are brighter red. He has wings again. He must go back home. But he doesn't want his destiny. He wants to stay with the hermits, and you know; stay as the Jingler? But secrets don't remain hidden forever. Now, Tango must journey back to the Demon Lands to find home. And maybe convince the hermits (and himself) that he only wanted to check it out and go back. But there are problems. As secrets spill, he must find a way to stay safe from the demons who are after him for various reasons, keep his friends safe, and keep himself both physically and mentally intact. It's a normal day with demons, more danger, and some risky soul business. (Cover is [again] not by me from an unknown artist.) (Story starts when Gifted is over)

Each death of the secret life smp members in my imagination