Zucc قصص

A depressing tale of a man struggling with self identity...

In the month of Ramadan, three secret muzzies come together to form a relationship like no other.

LiKe CoRn On ThE KoB

Felt like making a fanfic of the two cutest boys in this world. 💖

Have you been zucced on valentine's?

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"don't get attached to me because I'll break your heart"

that wasn't very cash money of u

A riveting tale of a love triangle including Cardi B, Elon Musk, and Jeffrey Bezos. Enjoy the twists and turns that this story brings. You may laugh, you may cry, you may even go "awwww". ~THE IMAGES USED IN MY TITLE COVER ARE NOT MINE AND I NEVER SAID THEY WERE SO JEEZ GET OFF MY BACK~ Official Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3k5WmoEEJyqUjSNCjeanUj?si=033c0c5dc6b94bcd

Mark Zuckerberg is an insecure nerd, and Emmanuel Macron is the school's jock. Macron needs help with his latin and Mark is volunteered. *This story is purely fictional and does not represent any actual events. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely conicidental*

TW

not for under 18s!

He got zucced

showtime halo meme

Three Wheels and an Introduction. We call ourselves the Tricycle. Three best friends connected through drama, secrets, and lots of penis jokes. I'm talking an obnoxious amount of penis jokes. Because the lives of Sarah, Ella, and Olivia are so painfully mundane, Olivia decided to create an alternate universe (or a few) to spice things up. These utterly ridiculous stories will be told primarily from Olivia's point of view. Olivia will stop referring to herself in the third person now. I plan to take the three of us on many adventures, but for now this will be an introduction focused on who we are. Along with our own personal bio-chapters, I've decided to throw in some situations based on prompts I found in order to give you a better idea about who we are. Try not to fall in love with us too quickly.

Hello, I know I'm usually all about the One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer but I figured I'd write a book about the other half of my life. I'm a huge hockey fan and my favorite is the New York Rangers. I'll be writing about games, after the game, and have a schedule of the next 5 games at the end of every chapter. Enjoy and LETS GO RANGERS⚪️

Mark Zuckerberg x Reader will take you on an emotional journey through loving Zuck and fending off Elon Musk.

THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY HATE TO THE PEOPLE MENTION IN THIS. THANK YOU! "This isn't going to be my end!" Custard decided at that moment. She had realized that there was no time to waste. She had to flee or she'd be served as the main meal for supper the next day. Join us on this exciting and unexpected journey. (English is not my first language, I apologize if there are any errors.)

A stupid poem I wrote while bored

Did you know, mafk zuckerbuierg is actually a lizard alien from mars? me neither, this is jjsut a comspieracy theory. this is what I speculate went down within the lizard commune on mars and how they eventually took over the entire earth world. guest starring: bill clinotn, barrack obamm, donlmad trump, and yours truly.