The manifesto on how to just about survive general life.

This is a manifesto on how to survive. Believe me I will not be telling you how to survive because if I did I'd kill you all and then I'd be charged with manslaughter, so instead I've decided I'd show you all ways in which I live my life, yes I'm irrelevant, but hopefully I'm relatable and If not then you've probably got your life together, so congrats on that.