The Life Log of Corrie Cornwell

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Parts 8
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Reads 69
Votes 13
Parts 8
Time 1h 6m

Dear Future readers,
    My name is Corrie Cornwell, commonly referred to as Chip. I don't know how you got your grubby little hands on this but this is my life log some may call this a diary, but those people are boring and obviously can't recognise talent.
    [flips hair while gesturing to herself]
    I'm sorry my future readers but I can't exactly tell you what I will right about because if I did then I would be controlling the world because I can see into the future.
    [Proceeds to laugh maniacally]
    I understand why you are so obviously interested in my life, I mean who isn't?
    [Quiet voices could be heard in the background]
    That was rhetorical!
    Anyway...
    If you continue to read this, till next time,
    Chip
    PS. If you don't add this to your library I will find your kitchen and proceed to eat all the junk food within it. Don't push me... Actually yes push me I'm hungry.All Rights Reserved

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Dear Future readers,
    My name is Corrie Cornwell, commonly referred to as Chip. I don't know how you got your grubby little hands on this but this is my life log some may call this a diary, but those people are boring and obviously can't recognise talent.
    [flips hair while gesturing to herself]
    I'm sorry my future readers but I can't exactly tell you what I will right about because if I did then I would be controlling the world because I can see into the future.
    [Proceeds to laugh maniacally]
    I understand why you are so obviously interested in my life, I mean who isn't?
    [Quiet voices could be heard in the background]
    That was rhetorical!
    Anyway...
    If you continue to read this, till next time,
    Chip
    PS. If you don't add this to your library I will find your kitchen and proceed to eat all the junk food within it. Don't push me... Actually yes push me I'm hungry.

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