Okay yes you might have heard I'm a whore but don't just jump to conclusions, you haven't even heard my story yet you judgemental bitches.
Dear mothers around the world,
Don't fuck me up the ass and call me George please.
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.