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Screw Bella

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Time 34m

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"About 3 things I was absolutely positve.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood.
And third, he was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with my werewolf best friend."

When Isabella Swan moves to the gloomy town of Forks and meets the mysterious, alluring Edward Cullen, her life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. But what if he just wants to be friends? And with hunky childhood friend who may have more than a few secrets of his own always lurking on the scene, this love story could be weirder for Bella than she first thought...
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If There Was No Bella Swan by its_elizabeth13

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Bella's vampire Auntie || C.Cullen by ariana_pumpkin

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Annabella was glad her sister Isabella was moving in the house but what hurts Annabella the most was jake started to ignore anna because Jacob black has a crush on Bella, Bella knew about jakes feelings but she chose Edward over jake because let's just say Edward zinged with Bella and now Edward found his mate, Isabella swan but can Annabella still be with jake as friends or will they be more then just friends ~• Don't own twilight wished I did XD anyways this includes ~• Twilight New moon Eclipse Breaking dawn part one Breaking dawn part two ~* Hope you enjoy this book

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