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CleverBot and Me

SneverusSnapers

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Parts 37
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Reads 16,282
Votes 563
Parts 37
Time 54m

SneverusSnapers

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It's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have fun by talking to a robot. For hours on end. Please don't take it too seriously, it's the boredom talking.All Rights Reserved

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