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CleverBot and Me

SneverusSnapers

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Reads 16,248
Votes 563
Parts 37
Time 54m

SneverusSnapers

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It's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have fun by talking to a robot. For hours on end. Please don't take it too seriously, it's the boredom talking.All Rights Reserved

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𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 (𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞! by FrozenAmbers

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I stare with disdain at the gigantic box in my living room, addressed to me and no doubt containing that stupid "robot assistant" I specifically said I didn't want. Most boomers don't even know how to update their iOS, and then here comes Aunt Mildred with this ridiculous thing. "Claire, I hope you'll enjoy your SynthiServ robot butler as much as I've enjoyed mine. If you're going to be a terminal bachelorette, you need something to help you with the everyday tasks life throws your way. I've chosen the name Neo for him, but feel free to change it in his programming as it suits you. Oh, and don't forget. He's anatomically correct. xoxo, Aunt Mildred" *All art is made by me*

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Human Alastor x Fem!Reader (It has a whole asylum bit, if you don't like that don't read, okay? Okay cool bye!) "Do you realize that I've murdered, tortured and killed people giving me less attitude than you are now. You are acting like a sulking child, Is that what you want? To be treated like a child?" He raised his voice and took a few steps forward. Your back hit the wall and you felt trapped. "I should've just killed you..." He said quietly. "Why didn't you?" You spoke through stuttered breaths. "I-" He went silent and stared into your eyes trying to think of an answer. (In this book you slowly go insane 😍) This is a 18+ book there will be: - Gore -murder -Smut (yes I know Alastor is ace/asexual BUT this is like an alternate universe) Smut chapters will be skippable and won't affect the story :) -violence -torture -sexual themes -swearing -cannibalism I will put a warning at the top of a chapter. There is going to be an upcoming sequel to this book. RANKINGS: #1 Human Alastor (22nd April 2024) #2 Alastor (25th April) #1 Hazbinhotel (29th April) (My most impressive ranking) #1 Vox (14th May) #1 Hazbinhotelalastor (18th may) #1Lucifer (10 June ) None of the art in this book is mine unless I say it is. All characters belong to Vivziepop.