CleverBot and Me
SneverusSnapers
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  • Reads 16,248
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  • Parts 37
  • Time 54m
SneverusSnapers
Ongoing, First published Feb 17, 2012
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It's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have fun by talking to a robot. For hours on end. Please don't take it too seriously, it's the boredom talking.
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