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JOKE BOOK 🤗😳😭😂😜

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Reads 641
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Parts 14
Time <5 mins

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These are just a bunch of jokes. Some I have made up and some I be heard or seen on the internet. Enjoy.☺️
P.S. if you have any funny jokes put it in the comment section to be featured. Thank you. 🤗All Rights Reserved

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