The Unknown Spiritual Guru's Rambling Diatribe Against the Universe

One non-gender specific entity's lifelong journey to find meaning in life has turned up nothing. So now, after however many years it has been alive, it has decided to share its experience's with the world, at great risk that its stories might offend someone. And they might write mean things in the comments of the Guru's story. And the Guru does not like mean people, places, things, unidentifiable's, non-self-identifying whatever's, or their stupid thoughts and ideas either. So, read the Guru. Learn something for once. And keep your dopey opinions to yourself. Or share them with the dummies like you that you associate with. Peace, Love, and Guru OUT!