Kylo Ren x Reader (insert) (Y/N) is the worst therapist ever. after being hired by the first order to fix Commander Kylo Ren, she soon finds herself with her hands full. there are rules to her season and rules to how she runs her office. battling to enter the brooding mind of Ren while dealing with the very (surprisingly) emotional and sensitive General Hux is far too much for one girl to take. just how will she ever manage her one job? Cats, Crayons, and... Masturbation?! OH, MY!!! *this is all meant to be a crack fic.*