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Smart Ass Comebacks and Jokes

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Reads 4,430
Votes 141
Parts 32
Time <5 mins

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So, I bet you guys might think this is over rated, but I mean, hey, a jokes a joke.  I have read a few, and I've seen a lot of repeated jokes, and I want to make this one unique.  Yes, there may be some overused jokes that I may not know of, but whatever.  Hope you enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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{DISCONTINUED}💙Yandere BlueBerry X UnderSwap Papyrus🧡 by Ashlie-San

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BETA SQUAD GC!!! (BXB) cover

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☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] cover

BETA SQUAD GC!!! (BXB)

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