Smart Ass Comebacks and Jokes
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Mar 8, 2017
So, I bet you guys might think this is over rated, but I mean, hey, a jokes a joke. I have read a few, and I've seen a lot of repeated jokes, and I want to make this one unique. Yes, there may be some overused jokes that I may not know of, but whatever. Hope you enjoy!
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