I Eat Pasta For Breakfast
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In the tale of 'i eat pasta for breakfast', an AU of the pasta universe, we follow the life of a child named Lazari Swann. In the beginning of the comic we find shes is a freshly orphaned eight year old who was picked up by the Slenderman. He just wanted to fancy himself some lunch but when he brings her home shes far from the average child. Meanwhile Zalgo is at a war against time in preparation of the return of an old threat. While dealing with Slender he gathers his own forces to help him out and possibly retrieve his daughter in the process.
Now it is up to Slenderman to get Lazari ready for a fight against her father and his followers. Will he succeed or will she fall into Zalgo's claws. Find out here.
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