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How To Be Sarcastic ✓

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Reads 817,692
Votes 42,614
Parts 200
Time 37m

stardustingstudio

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❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞

Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities.

[Book 2 in the "How To" series]

WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.All Rights Reserved

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