I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SO MUCH AS THE IDIOTIC WAY YOU'RE DOING IT (Rant book)

Okay so this is a rant book curtesy of me. I'm getting so pissed off at how people get so many things wrong about 'their' fandoms it's ridiculous! It also rants about other writing stuff, not just fanfic.
Most of the things I'm ranting about has been appearing in more then one story, and I've tried to keep my temper about it but it's getting to such a ridiculous point! But no, I am not picking on certain authors. There are many fanfics I enjoy that have things that irk me in them.
Brilliant quote belongs to Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy. I think. I found it on the internet and it's been years since I've played any of the games with him.
Oh and language warning.

Formally known as: PLEASE READ ANYONE WHO HAS EVER READ/WRITTEN A MAXIMUM RIDE FANFIC!!!!