Microwave Your Meals

Leituras 64
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Capítulos 7
Tempo 5m

Leituras 64
Votos 0
Capítulos 7
Tempo 5m

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Are you tired of microwaved meals? For only a hundred and twelve bucks a day, you could have fresh-cooked meals delivered right to your house! Call now, and get the first week free!Todos os Direitos Reservados

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"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

Manan ss-lost the past. (Completed), de gumaank

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❝Hello, this is tech support. How may I help you?❞ "Well, I might have microwaved my phone...&quot" ❝Ok, stop it Luke. No one would do that❞ "Um, I'm not Luke, and that was a serious statement" _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Highest Ranking: #1 Short Story Dates: Started - February 2nd, 2016 Ended - May 23rd, 2016

One day, out of nowhere, you receive a text from an unknown number. You don't think much of it at first - it must just be a mistake. But every day they say the same thing. Every day they warn you. All they want to do is save you, to stop you from hurting once again. They can't bare to see you in pain anymore. All you have to do is stay at home for one day.

After your roommate kicks you out of your room to sleep with their boyfriend, you see a flyer for someone in need of a roommate. Sick of dorm life and being kicked out of your own room, you decide to call and get more information. You never expected what would happen months later after that night.

Finding Balance!, de QuiliviaTheTreasure

I am the best and i have countless awards to show for it. My restaurants are known all over the world. I can stand with giants and they will notice me because am the best there is and i earned it at the age of 26. Not many Chefs can stand and make the same claim as i. My restaurant is everything to me and i will not allow anything to distract my focus. All i have ever done is give. Even when my father told me to be cautious i ignored him and decided to trust a man that i barely knew and it cost my family everything. I have watched my father suffer for my mistakes but am going to make it right, for my sake and my family's. I will not allow anything to distract me nor will i allow my heart to be broken ever again.

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Who am I living for?, de gleekdreamerxoxo

I know it's probably weird for a girl who has cancer to be so well like me and all, but my family and I both agreed that I should live my life as long as I can. I mean of course when I get a cold it's more than just your typical cold and all, but that doesn't stop me from living my life. Even if I have cancer I am still a normal teenager, just one that has an experation date. So I'm starting this new thing where I make a video diary of what I have done the last 4-5 months of my life and then share it with my school so then they could see why I am so weird and care free.

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The Number On The Napkin

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

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