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Cliche

AllisontheWriter

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Reads 35
Votes 3
Parts 3
Time 15m

AllisontheWriter

cliche cliches fantasy feminism fiction humor progressive romance satire science

*WRITTEN WITH and ILLUSTRATED BY AERIN S. GREY*

The one where poorly-written characters emerge from the pages of their own stories to confront their poorly writers.

When Xander Portmanteau and Lyra Jones emerge from their stories with ideas of their own, their authors, Jen and Ryan, embark on a harrowing quest of revisions, rewrites, and (most importantly) self-discovery.

When their paths cross, will it be love at first sight (as it often is in stories where men and women meet)? Or does fate have other plans?

Why does Lyra, a strong female warrior from outer space, have nightmares? Why is Xander such a chauvinist? Does this book even have anything to do with cliches?  

Find out in CLICHE, a story which makes fun of practically everything in a predictably unpredictable fashion.All Rights Reserved

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Upside Down Mirror: Free Falling (Harry Potter Fanfic)

Life was a free fall from which one didn't know when they would hit bottom, but Regulus and Lyra hit bottom at the same time without knowing how a chance meeting will change both of their lives. Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. This is written for ONC 2021. The prompt I used is number thirteen, "a storm is raging outside, but you're cozy at home reading a story. When the lights go out, you figure it's the result of the storm, but when they come back on, you've been transported into the alternative aftermath of the book you finished reading. Where are you and what happens?" This is in conjunction with prompt fourteen, "You wake up in the middle of a battle of your favorite game. Who are you fighting and how does the game end?" and sixteen, "The story is finished. The end! Now everyone can go home. By that, there's a world where all the characters live, and guess what? You, dear creator, have stumbled upon it. Now, what's your tale?"