Das Buch der Schande
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Es ergeht ein Erlass des Königreichs der Wortkunst:
Ein jeder Ritter, Knecht, Geselle,
hohe Damen, Mägde, Mamsells -
ihr seid alle herzlich willkommen,
euch zu erproben um den literarischen Thron!
Eins bitten wir Euch zu beachten:
Opfer gibt es in jeglicher Schlacht!
Sollte euer höchstes Gut als Literat,
sich uns erweisen als schändlich Unrat,
so werdet ihr Einzug finden im Buch der Schande
und Spott ist euch gewiss im gelobten Lande!
So gebt recht Acht,
wenn ihr euch zum Wettbewerb aufmacht,
reicht uns nur euer bestes Können,
damit wir euch zum König mögen krönen.
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