Life is a photoless meme

Okay, come on I need to draw in the reader?
I need to say something witty and cool... this is going to go wrong.
Hi! So um, you are probably wondering what this book is about. Of course you are you are reading the blurb. So uh, this book is filled with some of my random and weird thoughts from my crazy imagination of situations in sometimes my life. So enjoy!

1 side of my mind: why did you say ' so enjoy' that sounds as if you are advertising a restaurant.

2 side of my mind: yeah, I mean can I order some pasta from this book.

Italy: PASTA!

2 side of mind: get out of here Italy, this is not Hetalia.

1 side of my mind: now I am hungry.