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Mr. hambog meets Ms. weirdo

ElrhidzmaAripin

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Parts 10

ElrhidzmaAripin

Nakakilala kana ba ng isang taong malakas "DAW" ang dating? ano kayang pahiwatig ang nais nilang isiwalat? Hmmm...d^_^b 
sabi nila, ang taong feeler daw ay hindi maiwasang purihin ang sarili nang "nasa kanya na ang lahat"... minsan nakakairita dahil wala naman maibubuga... ayon naman sa iba, ang pagiging hambog ang isa sa anyo ng pagiging malakas ang dating, nakakainsulto daw minsan dahil sa sobrang hangin. 

but how if, "nasa kanya na nga ang lahat" pero super feeling-gero naman... yung bang ubud ng yabang, mahangin, at lahat na ng katangiang meron ang isang HAMBOG ika nga nila.
...
eeh..(do_ob) paano kung hindi tatalab sa isang tao ang pagiging BIG ng isang hambog

      BIG time, BIG name dahil sikat siya, and.......All Rights Reserved

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The LOVE DEAL

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