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Dear Enemy, I Am Sorry (DEIAS #1)

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Reads 1,073
Votes 214
Parts 65
Time 1h 13m

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Used to be The Text.
Completed
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ThePanda_101: Made you into a real smurf!

*picture*

The_Smurf: WHO

The_Smurf: R

The_Smurf: U

The_Smurf: ????????

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