We Return Heroes; A Castle Crashers fanfic

SMASH, BOOM, WHACK, THROW, ZAP, POW, ZAP POW ZAP POW, FLAMES/LIGHTNING/TOXIC GAS STUFF/ICE EVERYWHERE! AN AMAZING JOURNEY FULL OF WHACK, HIT, SLAP, THROW, STAB, SMASH, JUMP, BOOM, AND A WHOLE LOAD OF LAUGHS AND WHACK, SLAP, POW, STAB, THROW, SMASH SMASH SMASH POW! Anyways I- SLAM, FLIP, STAB, BOOM, WHACK, and you get the idea- THROW, BOLT, FLY, SMASH, ZAP, and BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!