Broccoli and Pie
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Last published Wed, Mar 29, 2017
Mildred DaPenguin has always been a little different. However, one seemingly ordinary day, her life takes a devastating turn. She discovers that she no longer can digest any food but broccoli and pie.
Very quickly, Mildred's life begins to spiral downhill. She grows sickly and rebellious, sinking deeper and deeper into a troubled haze.
But it's not all sadness and loss! Join Mildred on her hilarious journey, and laugh at her when she fails. Miserably.
Filled with failed flash-mobs, flying and singing boyfriends, hilarious prison gangs, vengeful cats, and a girl named Moop, this book is probably the weirdest thing you've read all day!
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