The Directioner's Boyfriend

Directioner. They say that Directioners are just crazy hormonal teenagers. I used to say that to, but now? I'll beat you with a stick if you ever say that in front of me. Why? Because the girl I am completely in-love with is a so-called 'Directioner'. And to make it worse, I'm best mates with One Direction. Why do I call it 'worse'? Because I also found out recently that a certain band member fancies her too. My name's Jake. . . . . And I'm a Directioner's boyfriend.