I Will Kiss You When Poodles Fly
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Last published Mon, Mar 27, 2017
Although there is a Dog in the title, there isn't actually a dog at all in this story. There are adventures, rants, memories, embarrassing moments, with a side of cringing stories and more. Oh! For desserts we have: drama, secrets you must keep, regrets, blood, sweat, tears, and crushes with a cherry on top. What would you like to read?
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