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My Ex Is Pert; The Expert

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Pert Felix Emerson and Grace Mendel

"I can't taste my lips, could you do it for me?" My eyes widened when I heard that, absolutely putting my complexion in frozen.


"You never changed Felix. Never. Manyak kaparin hanggang ngayon." I rolled my eyes keeping my poise while hearing the jerk face chuckle.


"I admit that I have a dirty mind Ms. Mendel, and I also admit that you're on my dirty mind." My eyes were about to pop out of it sockets but thanks to my nonexistent alter ego for instantly slapping my illusion back. And knowing the expert was grinning in front of me I immediately turned my gaze, clearly exiting his office before he could creep the hell out of me.


"I hope your day was nice as your butt Grace." 


"Shut up you Pert the expert."


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