1.3: The Adventures of the Things

The oddness of Oddland is quickly increasing! Recently, a new type of odd creature has appeared: random talking objects that call themselves the Things! So, what does our old friend, the Chairperson of Elafint Ylind's Un-Odd Committee, do to counter this? Well, he does the obvious thing and sends some Things of his own! Will Oddland's Things be able to thwart their methods? Will they be able to do it without the help of Yiy and Na, Oddland's presidents? Only time, and the magic of odd, and this screenplay, will be able to tell. (!)

Note: Pardon the French, it's all done with Google Translate, and we all know how accurate that can be...