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A Very Potter Mess

grizzlyeagleshark

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Reads 1,341
Votes 66
Parts 8
Time 31m

grizzlyeagleshark

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AKA: The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World (Other than My Immortal). 
Sick of cliche Harry Potter stories? Don't read this. This book is a conglomerate  of all the horrible cliches that everyone hates, and along with an annoying Mary Sue- er Marie Sue- for a main character, horribly out of character characters, and some atrocious spelling and grammar, this book is well on its way to truly becoming the Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World. Except for My Immortal. I could never outdo that. I'm continuing this again after years of ditching Wattpad for Ao3 after I made a dumb textpost about it on tumblr.All Rights Reserved

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Skill and Seclusion [2] || Harry Potter x OC x Draco Malfoy by beingobsessedisfun

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He pushes me against one of the book shelves and I am glad that all students and Madam Pince have left. His lips trail to my neck, "Let me be honest, that mark above your breast, turns me on so much" he says biting the flesh of my breast. "Oh, and I am never that drunk to not know when a girl slaps me" His hand grabs around my neck as he lays me down, "That was quite a swing, princess" He's talking about how I slapped him when he got drunk after that match when him and I were in an argument. "Get over my knee" he orders adjusting his pants as he man-spreads on the chair. His lap teasing me to get over it for a night of my life. "What?" I blink innocently, "Over my knee. Now" I get over his knee without another question, because Draco Malfoy does not ask twice. Olivia was never just an ordinary girl. Muggle-born-or so she's told-she joins Hogwarts in her first year and quickly discovers that her powers go far beyond what any young witch should possess. As Olivia uncovers chilling secrets about her past, she finds herself drawn into the fight alongside the Golden Trio against the rising dark forces. But when her path collides with Draco Malfoy-her sworn rival turned reluctant ally-everything changes. Love sparks in the shadows, truths unravel, and Olivia is forced to confront the darkest secret of all... the one hidden inside herself. Power. Legacy. And a love that could destroy or save them both. All the copyrights and characters are owned by J.K. Rowling, except for the ones that I will create, which will be easy to identify. The general story idea is similar to HP movies, but with my own fanfiction spiciness. My story happens around this time, well not actually 2020s but not in 1900s too. So hope you enjoy a little magic, love and pain with modern tech! And a little warning - MATURE CONTENT. Contains harsh language, knife work, smut and fluff.

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