A Very Potter Mess
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AKA: The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World (Other than My Immortal).
Sick of cliche Harry Potter stories? Don't read this. This book is a conglomerate of all the horrible cliches that everyone hates, and along with an annoying Mary Sue- er Marie Sue- for a main character, horribly out of character characters, and some atrocious spelling and grammar, this book is well on its way to truly becoming the Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World. Except for My Immortal. I could never outdo that. I'm continuing this again after years of ditching Wattpad for Ao3 after I made a dumb textpost about it on tumblr.
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