A Very Potter Mess
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Last published Tue, Apr 7, 2020
AKA: The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World (Other than My Immortal).
Sick of cliche Harry Potter stories? Don't read this. This book is a conglomerate of all the horrible cliches that everyone hates, and along with an annoying Mary Sue- er Marie Sue- for a main character, horribly out of character characters, and some atrocious spelling and grammar, this book is well on its way to truly becoming the Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World. Except for My Immortal. I could never outdo that. I'm continuing this again after years of ditching Wattpad for Ao3 after I made a dumb textpost about it on tumblr.
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Draco Malfoy is a fucking arse. A magical delivery error causes all the gifts ordered by Draco and Hermione to be sent in the wrong place. To her great misfortune, her erotic potion books and sex toys land in Malfoy's hands, who takes great pleasure in mocking her. Bloody Hell, if she could bury herself alive right now, she would. ______________ I've had a few ideas pop into my head for the Christmas holidays, so here's a little surprise for you. Just a quick heads-up: writing smut is a real challenge for me-I cringe every single time, haha. I wrote my first one not long ago, and I thought I was going to have a heart attack when I posted it. So, please be kind! English isn't my first language, either. Sending lots of good vibes your way, and... happy reading! A special shoutout to my friend and beta, Posie.rosie.daisie, who took the time to read my work, even when I wanted to hide behind a cushion, and who advised me to keep a bowl of water nearby to help ease the pressure... Your unwavering support, your feedback, and your comments always bring a big smile to my face.Complete
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-------------------------------------------- His breathing was even as he whispered to her, "Run. Get away from me. Run before I break you too. Please let me keep you alive, let me die while believing you lived", he whispered against her lips as she sat on his lap on the chair. "If you fucking die, I will kill them. I will kill every single one of them if they had failed you. Say the name and they're dead. I will not hesitate to shove their blood onto your hands. Their deaths will be at your feet. You get yourself killed and I'll drop the bodies at your grave." Her thumb went over his cheekbones as she cupped his cheek. He had cheekbones sharp enough that could sever a girl's heart. "Who will you kill? There is none that I care about anymore", she whispered back, her voice hoarse. --------------------------------------------- Will not go after the same plotline as the Harry Potter books by J.K. ROWLING. The characters belong to her. Character Lorenzo Berkshire belongs to -babynaomi here on Wattpad.Complete
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Draco Malfoy is a fucking arse. A magical delivery error causes all the gifts ordered by Draco and Hermione to be sent in the wrong place. To her great misfortune, her erotic potion books and sex toys land in Malfoy's hands, who takes great pleasure in mocking her. Bloody Hell, if she could bury herself alive right now, she would. ______________ I've had a few ideas pop into my head for the Christmas holidays, so here's a little surprise for you. Just a quick heads-up: writing smut is a real challenge for me-I cringe every single time, haha. I wrote my first one not long ago, and I thought I was going to have a heart attack when I posted it. So, please be kind! English isn't my first language, either. Sending lots of good vibes your way, and... happy reading! A special shoutout to my friend and beta, Posie.rosie.daisie, who took the time to read my work, even when I wanted to hide behind a cushion, and who advised me to keep a bowl of water nearby to help ease the pressure... Your unwavering support, your feedback, and your comments always bring a big smile to my face.
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