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Bluffer

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Reads 530
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Parts 8
Time 45m

HomeIsWhereTheArtIs

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Lidia wants nothing to do with werewolves. They don't exist, they won't help with science, so they don't matter. Until they are thrown into her life full force when she becomes Asher's mate. She isn't reluctant, exactly, she just has her own way of showing that she cares. That way usually consisting of witty and sarcastic comments. Asher is in for it.  Co-written with @blobbish, @blizzabelle, & @OfTheNightAll Rights Reserved

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The Alpha's Prankster (Sample) by oxKayla

Avery Williams - a regular pack member. Trent Denver - the alpha. They don't get along, her being too hard-headed and him believing whatever he says is right. At a party, a prank war starts between them. Prank after prank gets worse and worse. As an alpha, Trent doesn't want to lose the prank war so he enforces a prank, one that changes everything. As competitive as Avery is, this prank tears her apart and she gives up, along with losing the respect she had for her alpha. But fate likes to give us tricky situations, ones we might not understand in the moment but we'll realise in the future. And that's exactly what happens when the moon goddess chooses Avery to be Trent's mate when she turns eighteen. - COPYRIGHT: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY KAYLA CACOPARDO Book cover photographed and modelled: Erik Lucatero MATURE THEMES Highest ranking: #1 Mates 1/04/2021 #3 Werewolf 15/6/2021 #1 Beta 19/04/2021 #1 Rebel 15/6/2021

Wolf Claws and Angel Wings by Angels_Shadow_

Check out my brand new book, 'Love, Your Alpha' on my profile! ~!~ Skylar. When You think of her you think 'normal'. Yes she is, until werewolves destroy her city, and her life. Sky has to find a New life with supernatural, because there will always be one, everywhere she goes because Skylar, is no longer normal. ~!~ This is the unedited version of this story, an edited version is currently being written. Go to my profile to check it out ~!~ ~!~ Cover by @-cattitude ~!~

Dark Times by Toucey

"I don't want a mate, need a mate or have a mate. Nothing you say is going to change that." Alpha Aidan of the Fervidus territories has been longing for a challenge for longer than he can remember. When subversive Lorelei shatters his heart and devastates the traditions he holds dear, a singular word resonates in the testy Alpha's mind. Mate. But his witty little rogue isn't the accepting kind. Or the settling kind. Or the kind, open and sweet kind. Definitely not the sociable kind. Will he keep up, or will she sweep him under the carpet with yesterday's woes? Only time, patience and an iron will may tell. "I'm a patient man."

The Alpha and The Rogue by Writer616

London was from a pack that was killed by an enemy pack. She was only seventeen when it happened. She was the only one to escape except for a small boy named Aaron. London rescues Aaron and runs from the scene of the corpses of her pack. She lives peacefully with Aaron as rogues before she stumbles into another pack's territory. Both London and Aaron are taken to the alpha of the pack. But once London and Alpha Mason meet, they realize they have found their mate. But it will be difficult to care for Aaron who is not Alpha Mason's blood. Can London be a good Luna? SNEAK PEAK "Don't you touch my pup." I snarled. "Your pup? I don't think so." The alpha chuckled. I growled and faced this alpha. Once I saw his face, I lost my breath and my words. I heard pounding footsteps behind me but I couldn't tear my eyes away. A hand wrapped around my chin and head, about to snap my neck but the alpha roared. The man who had my head stopped. "Take your hands off her. Now." He growled, making his way toward me. The man immediately removed his hands. He glared at the man as he made his way to me. "Marvelous." He whispered, stroking my cheek with his thumb.

My Possessive and Sexy Alpha Mate (Completed) by AlphaLover18

"You know you can't resist me much longer." He continued to trail kisses down my neck and jaw. I bit my lip to keep a moan from escaping. "I am your mate and Alpha, I order you to not touch any male or flirt with them." "In case you have forgotten, I'm a rogue, I don't have to listen to you." The alpha growled and I couldn't stop the smirk from forming on my lips. He pushed me harder onto the wall and moved closer so every inch of our bodies were touching. It took every ounce of strength I had to stop myself from jumping him right there. He moved his hand to caress my cheek and I found myself leaning into his touch. "When I first laid my eyes on you, you were mine. If I see any male looking at you inappropriately or longer than necessary, that will be the last thing they see. You are mine and only mine. I'm not one to share what belongs to me."

His Private Possession | Discontinued | by wiltingstyles

"Say it Blake" Damon says forcefully, keeping my hands pinned above my head. "Say what I want to hear" "N-No Damon" I whimpered. The pain in my wrists was becoming unbearable every second that passed. "SAY IT NOW" He bellowed, his eyes turning an unnatural shade of green. I could tell his wolf was slowly taking over and he couldn't control it. "I-I'm yours and yours only" Blake Jones, the girl that no one spares a second glance at. Being the most hated girl in her pack has taken quite a toll on her so she decides to pack up and leave. Getting lost, she accidentally winds up on the Silver Blood pack grounds. They are known for the killings of many wolves and she doesn't want to wind up dead Damon Silvetti, the most feared alpha in all the land. He seems to be the whole package, good looking, smart, ruthless, and evil. He hasn't found his mate and prays that he finds her before he turns 22 in a few weeks. When they meet, will they accept each other as mates? •| discontinued |•

My Possessive Alpha | completed by tinxla

Alexis Lee finds her possessive Alpha mate, Dylan Zanders. Not only is he the Alpha, he happens to be popular and quite the ladies man. He has quite a few ladies surrounding him. But, obviously being an Alpha, he drops everything for Lexi. But her first impression is to run! With Dylan being so possessive, can Lexi survive it and fall in love? Or will she find it too much and up and leave? ** My first ever werewolf story! It's not too good but don't judge too harshly xD COVER CREDIT: Marina_Olimpia Highest rank in Werewolf: #30 (13th January 2017)

My mate is my enemy by Story_Lover6813

Rosalie isn't your ordinary werewolf. She is part of a unique breed. This breed is just like werewolfs, except instead of being part wolf there part fox. These two breeds don't get along well, but what happens when Rosalie finds out a wolf is her mate? To make matters worse she meets him while trying to kill him. Alex, her mate doesn't care that she's a fox. He just wants her as a mate. He would do almost anything to get her to except that he's her mate. Even if it means being a little pushy at first. Will Rosalie learn to accept the fact he's her mate? And what will this do to wolves and fox long lasting war?

The Mating Season | ✓ by cheryl-is-not-here

What if mates didn't exist? Instead, werewolves chose who they wanted to be mated to for the rest of their lives during a short period of time once a year. This period was called the Mating Season. Sydney Carrington has already planned her entire life with her chosen mate and her pack's current beta, Will and he was going to choose her as his mate when she was of age in the Mating Season. Everything was perfect until a week before the Mating Season when she encounters a certain Alpha Kingston. Brendon Kingston is the most feared Alpha in the world. Rumours said that he was heartless, able of killing his own flesh and blood. He was incapable of showing mercy or even the slightest emotion except for anger. Never had he chosen a mate before. Until an encounter with a certain she-wolf changes his whole perspective of things. To Sydney's horror, Alpha Kingston steps in to claim her as his own before Will can during the Mating Season. Journey with Sydney as she learns how to deal with being the mate of the most cruel and ruthless alpha ever known. Along the way, could she perhaps learn to love him as well? * * * He narrowed his gaze, "You arrived here yesterday. You can call me Kingston. You're my chosen thus you're my equal." At the mention of him choosing me, anger flared up and I scoffed indignantly. "You chose me? You didn't. You blackmailed me to be with you!" Kingston's eyes turned hard and he warned, "By drinking the potion, you have agreed to be my chosen." I scoffed and glared up at him, "Because you threatened to kill my brother. He's fifteen! Would you really do that? Kill a fifteen year old to get what you want?" I demanded and Kingston simply looked at me with a passive expression. Highest Ranking: #4 in Werewolf 5/3/2016

Regret the reject now? by Iamkim00

Jade Edwards isn't the normal werewolf she is something special and she finds out after her mate, Drew Matthew, rejects her. She later finds out more about herself. Will she have another chance at happiness or is it gonna be to late? (Soon enough this book will go under major editing so if parts are confusing it's because of that)

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The Alpha's Prankster (Sample)

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