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Reads 524
Votes 26
Parts 8
Time 45m

HomeIsWhereTheArtIs

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Lidia wants nothing to do with werewolves. They don't exist, they won't help with science, so they don't matter. Until they are thrown into her life full force when she becomes Asher's mate. She isn't reluctant, exactly, she just has her own way of showing that she cares. That way usually consisting of witty and sarcastic comments. Asher is in for it.  Co-written with @blobbish, @blizzabelle, & @OfTheNightAll Rights Reserved

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My Alpha Mate I Hate (Editing/rewriting. ) by crazygirl16

-"I will never be you'r anything!" i yell at Kyle, i see the pain flash in his eyes but i dont care , he cant treat me this way for years and then expect me to act like it never happened!- -Sophia is the only human at a school of werewolfs, and a outcast, and the soon to be Alpha hates her and makes her life hell. But what happens when he finds out she's his mate?? Can he ever make her feel the same?-

A hybrid wolf rejected. (Edited) by Yuzuki16

Jade is a 15 year old girl. She is different from everyone in her pack. Because her eyes are multicolored she's bullied because no one has ever seen her shift into her wolf she's bullied. She lives with her abusive father who blames her for everything bad that happens. She is in total hell. All she wants now is her mate. When she does find her mate who's the soon to be alpha of the Moon pack he rejects her. Broken in more ways than one she runs away to try and start new. She ran into the most powerful pack of them all the Red dawn pack. They take her into their pack and discover that she's not just a wolf but a hybrid. Two years passed and now she has to return to help her old pack. How will things turn out when Jade goes back home stronger and more confident than before. Cover created by; rosc-pctal

My Stilinski. (enemies to lovers). by writer_emory76

For the longest time, I can remember hating Stiles Stilinski. Everybody else loved his sarcasm and charm, to me it was rude and annoying. I never fell for any of the bullshit that would fall out of Stilinski's mouth. You would think that the two humans of the pack would understand how each other felt but that was not the case with me and Stilinski.

You Smell Like... Mine (Book 1 in the 'You Smell' series) by TheCaster369

Highest Rank: #femalealpha Hot list #1 6/12/18 Ivy Grant has been waiting her whole life to meet her mate. Now, she is heading off to college. How long will it take to sniff out her mate? Asher Reed was bullied all through high school and has learned to accept the title of nerd. He's never had anyone to stand up for him. What happens when he meets a girl who has the strength to save him? Start date- 6/5/12 11:58 p.m. - End Date - 6/19/18 2:26 a.m. A/N There will be NO Smut in this book. Sorry if this disappoints some of you, but I don't think it is a necessary aspect of this book. I will not be swayed on this, so please don't ask. Also, I am considering it a personal challenge to keep the vulgar language to an absolute minimum by using more creative exclamations. I want my book to be appropriate for all readers. This is my first attempt at writing a book, so please be patient.Please Vote and comment. The votes are important so that I know whether or not anyone is actually enjoying my book, but I feel that the comments are more so. I want to hear from you. What am I doing right? What do I need to improve on? Thanks--- @TheCaster369

Omega Rejected Alpha Regret It | Wattys 2017/2018 | Completed| by DeamunDemon

Omega rejected alpha regret it desc.: (Excerpt from story) Those heart breaking words leave her mouth, making tears flow down my cheeks freely. "I Alpha Kayla Hornwood reject you, Zane Clawsworth, as my mate and soon to be Alpha." I nod my head before turning and walking out of the school. I head home, planning on packing my bags and getting away from there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Life for Zane wasn't what you could exactly call a life. He was beaten and tortured everyday. The only small things he got were a dog bed on the floor, a blanket, and a few days of school a week. When he gets rejected by his mate, he leaves his pack, but stays on the outskirts of the territory. He goes from caring and nice, to cold and guarded. He lives as a wolf most of the time. When he goes back to his mates school and bad things happen, will Kayla accept him? (sorry, not so good as descriptions yet!)

The Snarky Mate by alyh1214

DISCLAIMER: This was my first story and it sucks. The plot has so many holes and the ending is mediocre. Don't read it if you don't want to. 16 year old Allie Hartwood was living the normal life until on her birthday she shifted into a wolf. Most people would freak out and think they are hallucinating, but Allie was ecstatic! She has read many werewolf fanfictions and knew her stuff. Not only did she get heightened senses, but her friends owed her 200 bucks and pet dog because of a bet she made that she was a werewolf when she was 13 About a year later she meets her mate, the infamous Daniel Bloodstream. He is hardened and cold, but with her snarky attitude, Allie doesn't think this is a problem. She can just show him who's boss by being sarcastic, right? Or is there something that hides beneath his standoffish demeanor?

The Alpha's Prankster (Sample) by oxKayla

Avery Williams - a regular pack member. Trent Denver - the alpha. They don't get along, her being too hard-headed and him believing whatever he says is right. At a party, a prank war starts between them. Prank after prank gets worse and worse. As an alpha, Trent doesn't want to lose the prank war so he enforces a prank, one that changes everything. As competitive as Avery is, this prank tears her apart and she gives up, along with losing the respect she had for her alpha. But fate likes to give us tricky situations, ones we might not understand in the moment but we'll realise in the future. And that's exactly what happens when the moon goddess chooses Avery to be Trent's mate when she turns eighteen. - COPYRIGHT: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY KAYLA CACOPARDO Book cover photographed and modelled: Erik Lucatero MATURE THEMES Highest ranking: #1 Mates 1/04/2021 #3 Werewolf 15/6/2021 #1 Beta 19/04/2021 #1 Rebel 15/6/2021

Candid by Sammipott

We've always been told to think before we speak, so as not to offend anyone. Maddie Hayes is over it. No matter what is said, someone is going to get offended. She just doesn't care anymore. For someone who grew up with five older siblings, Maddie has never felt more alone. Now that they're all out of the house and starting their own families, that loneliness has manifested into anger at the feeling of being abandoned. Madeline was never supposed to be the 'good girl'. From the years of sarcasm, she's learned from watching her older siblings, Maddie is 'that girl,' the girl that everyone envies, who can make you cry with just a look. But maybe her life isn't so great as she wants everyone to believe. Maybe she's tired of being forgotten by her older siblings; maybe she's angry because her parents work too much or that her friends would never actually be there for her if things got tough. Maybe she's just sick of all the bullshit.

The Runaway Werewolf The Hybrid Chronicles Book 1 by my_uncertain_reality

Reyna Maree is an abused girl who has a rough life. So when her mate rejects her, she is pushed to her limit. So she runs away and finds a new pack. Here she is happy and no one is mean to her. But the pack she left is starting to feel bad about what they did. So when Reyna's new pack is asked to help her old pack, Reyna goes back. But will she stay with her new found friends and pack? Or will she go with her old pack and mate that is so very sorry for what he did her? Also, Reyna finds out she is more than she thinks she is. What is she? Will this change how her mate loves her? Read and find out.

Big Mistake by Bookie1626

A werewolf. A mate. The cliche alpha rejects his mate story. But it's all too real for Charlie. Where can she even go? Her pack pretty much ignores her existence. Her parents are in Paris helping out some other packs. Her friends incourage her to join her parents, and so she does. Suddenly two years later, little miss rejected mate comes back with a hot new body and a hot new attitude. She's not looking to forgive and forget. But she's not looking for revenge. Karma will do them in. But that cliche mate. He wants her back. What if she doesn't want to fall in love? What if she does? It's a little more complicated than that though. You have to take into account, a stalker. Yes a stalker. Her new best friend Tyler is not the only person accompanying Charlie back home, but her twisted, love-struck stalker as well. Cliche with a twist. Maybe you can learn a little something about showing people they've made a big mistake...

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My Alpha Mate I Hate (Editing/rewriting. ) cover

A hybrid wolf rejected. (Edited) cover

My Stilinski. (enemies to lovers). cover

You Smell Like... Mine (Book 1 in the 'You Smell' series) cover

Omega Rejected Alpha Regret It | Wattys 2017/2018 | Completed| cover

The Snarky Mate cover

The Alpha's Prankster (Sample) cover

The Runaway Werewolf The Hybrid Chronicles Book 1 cover

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My Alpha Mate I Hate (Editing/rewriting. )

-"I will never be you'r anything!" i yell at Kyle, i see the pain flash in his eyes but i dont care , he cant treat me this way for years and then expect me to act like it never happened!- -Sophia is the only human at a school of werewolfs, and a outcast, and the soon to be Alpha hates her and makes her life hell. But what happens when he finds out she's his mate?? Can he ever make her feel the same?-