Jaff the Pengoon's Adventures

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Reads 67
Votes 3
Parts 2
Time <5 mins

I want to jump off the Grand Canyon while drinking a bleach, Windex, and anti-freeze cocktail while listening to Kidz Bop's "I'm In Love With The Coco" during the end of the world madness that has been cause due to Club Penguin shutting down on a Monday while Deadpool flips off Donald Trump and Thomas the Tank Engine flies through the sky and Mabel gets high off green tea flavored Smile Dip from Japan.
- Audrey McCarkeys 2k17All Rights Reserved

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