Batshit crazy (Batjokes)
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One day Joker takes things a step too far, pushing Batman over his limits.
What follows is a battle of wills, Batman determined to break Joker for what he as done, and Joker determined not to be broken.
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This is basically just porn mixed with an angsty plot, so if you're into that then look no further.
TW// for very graphic descriptions of non-consent. This fanfic is dark non-con with kink/bdsm undertones, so if that isn't your thing I would not recommend reading.
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