Clichés Suck!

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Votes 46
Parts 4
Time 18m

Reads 236
Votes 46
Parts 4
Time 18m

" I thought vampires hated garlic."
    
    "Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter."
    
    "Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?"
    
    "That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash."
    
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    All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences.
    
      She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. 
    
      Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK!
    
    
    
    
    Cover by:RandomsweetstuffAll Rights Reserved

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" I thought vampires hated garlic."
    
    "Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter."
    
    "Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?"
    
    "That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash."
    
    _________________________________________
    🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬
    _________________________________________
    
    All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences.
    
      She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. 
    
      Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK!
    
    
    
    
    Cover by:Randomsweetstuff

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