The Mayo Fic

"I think this story is representative of a deep and heartfelt romance, the one everyone searches for during their short time on this thing that we call planet earth. Where two souls overlap, where the wo hearts become one, the one that will be written in palms and scrolled across the pages of history. Good fanfic! 10/10 definitely good."
-All acknowledgeable critics everywhere and The Lord Himself

A brief summary:
Josh ate all of Tyler's mayonnaise without his permission, will Josh be able to gain Tyler's trust back?
Read this thrilling romance to find out!

Warning: lots of mayonnaise, also a man gives birth and it's biologically possible, also this fic isn't very innocent btw so beware for the sloppy snail sex

written by I and A who actually got off her ass (metaphorically) to do something for once