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#48 non-fiction.A short collection of our real life funny incidents.
Any resemblance to person living or dead is not a pure co-incident, coz people it's the reality!. To make people laugh hard till they fell down on their bottom is our real motive. So you can sit here and play dum or you can go check out the fun.
Jokes cracked are funny, but jokes made are funnier.
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