Hilarious Hindustanis
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Last published Sat, May 10, 2014
#48 non-fiction.A short collection of our real life funny incidents.
Any resemblance to person living or dead is not a pure co-incident, coz people it's the reality!. To make people laugh hard till they fell down on their bottom is our real motive. So you can sit here and play dum or you can go check out the fun.
Jokes cracked are funny, but jokes made are funnier.
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Four sisters sat on the kitchen floor in a circle each holding their favorite icecream tub and started discussing their heart problems. Rude but not so... Rude Badboy but not so... Badboy Player but not so... Player Jerk but not so... Jerk "Why do we all have such an amazing selection in the boys?" Asked both the twins at a time looking at their elder sisters. "We will definitely note the sarcasm." added the middle sister for them. "Don't worry dears! This is not the end and we will find someone else for sure. That is life which goes on and on and on." assured the elder sister. Well we will also see how they will get out of this Not so... Cliché lives, but will they???
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