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Contenido adultoConcluida mar, nov 26, 201340m
Here is a collection of some of the best jokes in the world that is sure to have you rolling on the floor in minutes.
Awesome Quotes and Comebacks
No insults
A\N: Wattpad has made some chapters after "Hogwarts Pick-up lines" private, due to extremely hilarious :P (aka. mature) content. So you have to follow to read them. Sorry for the inconvenience.
But I assure you if u do take a chance to read them u will not be disappointed.
*Reading tip: Don't attempt to read entire collection at once. Too much humour at once wears off. Trust me I've tried.
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