High Times at City Hall
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Last published Sat, May 3, 2014
Who is Rob Ford when the cameras are off and the microphones aren't aimed at his face?
What motivates him?
Why does he party so hard?
Why does he say such horrible things that make him look like an idiot?
Does his private life matter if his job commitment is honorable?
Can he come back from political ruin?
This is a fictional series of shorts about Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto and partyer extraordinaire. Loosely based on the real Rob Ford, this fictional mayor plans to save the city or have fun trying.
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