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Our Crazy Dysfunctional Profile
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Ongoing, First published Feb 28, 2017
YO HEY WASSUP EVERYONE this is how our crazy profile works, see inside for, well, intense randomness about US. Yeah so...um...boom.
- Mezren

Really Mezren could you be any less tactless? Like by comrade said, this is a brief introduction to our slightly dysfunctional relationship. I hope you enjoy.
- Steel
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